Night Crumbs
Ellen Page is in W Magazine and her facial expression tells me that either she’s confused as we are about the Eyes Wide Shut shit they made her wear or she’s gotta piss – Lainey Gossip
Backdoor Farrah abandoned the idea of homeschooling her daughter after finding out that she has to teach her kid the ABCs and the answer to 2 + 2 and other stuff she doesn’t know – Reality Tea
In other words, Princess Charlene feels the same way she felt before she got knocked up with an heir – Celebitchy
Claudia Schiffer’s still got it – Drunken Stepfather
If anybody should get the switch, it’s Reggie Bush for dating a Kardashian for so long – The Superficial
Germany’s finest alpine rose Micaela Schaefer is topless in public again. It must be a weekday. – Egotastic
I would totally start watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey again if they went to Chernobyl for their big group trip – WWTDD
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka redefine the definition of TWEE once again – Towleroad
YOUR TAG IS STICKING OUT, EVA! – Hollywood Tuna
Slow clap for Suri Cruise’s styling skills on Katie Holmes last night – Popholic
NBC is rebooting Problem Child as a TV show and I nominate Justin Bieber or Ariana Grande Latte for the title role – Pajiba
Here’s the cover that Ashlee Simpson, who couldn’t sell her wedding pictures to anyone, is attacking with her chin in a violent rage – ICYDK
Kimye is trying to have publicity stunt #2 – Popsugar
I love a good blow job view picture – The Berry
Adam from Girls has never watched Girls – HuffPo
Nesam Pedrad lied to Kim Kartrashian’s face – OMG Blog
I see that Emily Thorne from Revenge let Wiggy Azalea borrow her wig – Just Jared
I hate my eyeballs today and could punch them for mistaking Lady CaCa for CoCo – SOW
Pic: W Magazine