You can get up off your knees now (I bet you hear that a lot, but it’s usually said by a cop after catching you giving a beej in the bushes, you slut!) and everyone can stop spending every waking second praying for Pia. Because America’s true sweetheart (yeah, sorry JLaw and Chris Pratt) is out of the hospital and is on her way to making a full recovery. Typing those words is an even better feeling than deleting that goddamn U2 album from my iTunes.
Pia Zadora ended up in the Intensive Care Unit of a hospital in Las Vegas last Thursday after she was involved in a freak golf cart accident. Pia was a passenger in a golf cart driven by her 17-year-old son Jordan (the same one who called the cops on her after she allegedly choked him out during a fight) and when he made a sharp turn, she went flying out of that thing and busted her head. Pia was treated for a serious head injury and a jacked up ankle. Pia’s rep released a statement to The Las Vegas Sun yesterday saying that she’s out of the hospital and is planning to get her ankle operated on in L.A. next week.
Finally, some good news. This world can’t afford to lose another LEGEND! Yes, Pia is a legend. She’s a little bit of heaven here on Earth (and no, I don’t know what the shit is going on in that video below. I think that’s what the Scientology initiation ceremony looks like).