Kanye West Stopped A Show To Demand That A Fan In A Wheelchair “Stand Up And Dance”

We all know that Kanye West has a lukewarm puddle of soggy delusion for a brain (it was a wedding present from his mother-in-law as a way to help him fit-in with the rest of the family), so this story should surprise no one. The Daily Mail says that during a performance in Sydney, Australia on Friday night, Kim’s Kurrent Husband told the audience to stand up and dance and threw a tempter-tantrum when he noticed that some people weren’t obeying King Kanye. HOW DARE THEY! DON’T THEY KNOW HOW IMPORTANT KANYE WEST IS??

Concertgoers claim that Kanye got all kunty when realized there might still be one or two people in the audience who hadn’t stood up, so he stopped the music and announced:

“I can’t do this song, I can’t do this show until everybody stand up. Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and shit. Imma see you if you ain’t standing up, believe me, I’m very good at that”

Sure enough, he located one of the seated persons and demanded to know why they weren’t standing up and worshiping at the altar of Yeezus, to which they held up a prosthetic leg as proof that they weren’t able to stand, a reason Kanye deemed an acceptable excuse. Then he managed to locate the other person in the audience who was still seated and insisted that they get their ass out of their seat and dance, GODDAMN IT. But they remained seated BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR.

Eventually the crowd around wheelchair dude started yelling that he’s in a wheelchair and tried making ‘wheelchair motions’ with their hands, but Kanye still believed they were faking it, so he sent one of his bodyguards into the audience to verify if the person seated was actually sitting in a wheelchair. During which, he hissed: “This is the longest I’ve had to wait to do a song, it’s unbelievable.” Once his bodyguard confirmed that, yes, wheelchair dude was actually in a wheelchair, Kanye agreed to continue the show.

This comes only TWO DAYS after he played a show in Melbourne where he stopped in the middle of the song “Good Life” to call the audience out for sitting down by saying:

“I can’t go on with this song if there’s people in here sitting down unless y’all sitting down because y’all handicapped. Unless y’all have handicapped parking?“

Kayne is such an egotistical twat that even after he found out wheelchair dude was stuck in a wheelchair, he was probably still pissed that he didn’t stand up. I bet he called wheelchair dude backstage after the show and demanding to know why his legs didn’t automatically fix themselves when King Kanye commanded everyone to dance. “I don’t get it; do your legs not understand how important my art is? Your legs were in the presence of history’s greatest artist, and they wouldn’t even attempt to work? How dare they! Your legs clearly don’t get how important I am.”