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September 12, 2014 / Posted by:

The Gummy Bear Dick that brought the rage out of parents in New Zealand!

Jacqui Hawkins of Dunedin in New Zealand recently reached into a bag of gummy candies her daughters bought for their father’s birthday at a supermarket and she pulled out a gummy peen. Now, whenever I reach into a bag of candies, I pray that I’ll pull out a gummy dick and I’m always disappointed when I don’t. Jacqui Hawkins was disappointed when she DID pull out a gummy dick. Jacqui Hawkins and I could never be friends. Jacqui tells The New Zealand Herald that she’s shocked and disgusted and doesn’t think it’s funny at all. Jacqui has a point. It isn’t funny. I mean, that green gummy dick is all nuts and head and when I prefer my gummy dicks Leto-sized, not Gosselin-sized.

Willem Van de Geest, the managing director of the candy company that sells those gummy candies, tells the Herald there was a giant mix up. The Chinese manufacturer they buy those candies from sent them gummy dicks instead of gummy babies. His company has pulled thousands of bags of gummy dicks off of the shelves.

He was unaware ”inappropriate” lollies were inside the bag. “You have to look at it two or three times to think that doesn’t look right.” The offensive lolly was a gummy bear, and not a gummy baby, he said. The lollies were a ”one-off” and he had recalled and dumped thousands of bags.

Dumped them where?! They should dump them on my front door, because unlike those prude ass New Zealand parents, I’ll gladly eat a delicious bag of dicks. Besides, my stash of lighthouse gummies is running low.

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