Open Post: Hosted By Manny From Scarface And His Barely Legal Girlfriend

September 11, 2014 / Posted by:

If I told you that picture was taken anywhere but L.A., you’d say, “Awww, what a sweet picture of a pepaw taking his granddaughter out for smoothies.” But that legal fetus isn’t Steven Bauer’s granddaughter, she just looks like she is.

57-year-old Steven Bauer (aka Manny the Tongue from Scarface, Don Eladio from Breaking Bad, Avi from Ray Donovan and Melanie Griffith’s second husband) has been dating 18-year-old Lyda Loudon, the leader of the Tea Party Youth Movement, for a few months and here they are leaving a restaurant in Studio City, CA yesterday. Dude probably has ass hairs that sprouted up before she was born and her face would probably turn into a giant question mark if you asked her if she’s seen Scarface.

Lyda is the daughter of Fox News contributor and author Dr. Gina Loudon. Lyda is 6 years younger than Steven’s youngest kid and he’s 10 years older than Lyda’s politician dad John Loudon. An extra large serving of awkward is going to be served up at the Loudon family Thanksgiving dinner table when Lyda says, “Daddy, can you please pass the taters,” and both Steven and John reach for the bowl at the same time.

None of you better call these two the new Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison. First of all, Lyda Loudon looks like she gets carded when trying to see a PG-13 movie and Courtney Stodden’s drivers license says she’s 20, but her face says “hard 38.” Second of all, Lyda lacks the graceful and demure glamour that the Porn Iguana always delivers. Third of all, Steve Bauer looks like a charbroiled mid-life crisis in Diesel jeans, but he doesn’t totally make me scream for an adult the way Doug Hutchison’s creep face does. The new Courtney and Doug, they ain’t!

Fun fact: These two made their “debut as a coupleat the premiere of Woody Allen’s Magic in the Moonlight. Oh, Woody Allen, always bringing old pervs and fetuses with grandaddy issues together.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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