Seen above getting his body prison yard ready, Apollo Nida finally turned himself in to a federal prison in Lexington, Kentucky this morning after he missed yesterday’s deadline, because he wanted to deliver one last melodramatic performance in front of Bravo’s cameras. The future Mr. Cell Block Beauty 2014 was supposed to start his 8 year sentence for committing fraud yesterday at noon, but he flipped off that deadline and terrorized his wife Phaedra Parks at her house instead. Radar says that Apollo is now in custody and officials won’t say if he’ll be punished for showing up a day late. Right before he did the Gone with the Wind fabulous twirl into the chokey, he uploaded a video message where he thanked everyone for their prayers (“Yes, I definitely spent a piece of my prayer time on this asshole” – no one) and told us all to stay tuned. Oh, Apollo, I doubt your own wife is going to wait for you let alone the reality shit show viewing public who is fickle as fuck. Here’s Apollo’s message in text form:
“Well, everyone, I have finally arrived at the penitentiary. I’m about go to asunder. Thank you for the support and prayer. Stay tuned and you’ll hear from me shortly.”
I bet he’s about to go assunder. Apollo forgot to thank Bravo for putting money in his prison account as payment for giving them another meltdown in front of the cameras. He also forgot to thank Bravo for hiding a cell phone behind a brick in a bathroom stall so he can give them more material by sexting Kenya Moore from prison.
The drama of it all. Apollo doesn’t show up to prison yesterday and then he posts a video message where he uses words like “asunder.” Apollo, save the theatrics for when you star in a production of A Mother’s Love in the prison playhouse. Apollo’s video message is after the cut if you care.