Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 10, 2014 / Posted by:

It’s an hour to fly from Toronto to New York. By the time you go up, it’s almost like you have to go down again.

But she was desperate, desperate for a drink. Even before take-off. Which was not allowed on this flight. She was told she’d have to wait. And she didn’t want to wait. Caused a stink about having to wait. Huffing and puffing, sweet features morphed into an off-putting bitch scowl. It was a scene. And she didn’t stop bitching until they put the first jack and coke in front of her once the seatbelt sign had been turned off.

That was followed by two more. Three jack and cokes on the flight.

So, maybe she’s afraid to fly. Maybe it was a terrible day. But with her history, and it wasn’t all that long ago, and the shitty influences she has around her, this is probably a concern, non? (Lainey Gossip)

The thought bubble above my head pictured Laura Jean Poon (aka Reese Witherspoon), but I don’t think it’s her, because I don’t know of any shitty influences around her (she IS the shitty influence). Besides, Laura Jean Poon doesn’t screw around and she’s the type who’d smuggle in her own bottles of Jack and Coke onto a plane. I’m going to guess Selena Gomez and I don’t really blame her. If you were dickmatized by Justin Bieber, you’d need more than a few Jack and Cokes to deal with that tragic fact.

With this former A+ list athlete still with A+ list name recognition back to his old sleeping with waitresses days, his girlfriend was overheard telling another woman that she is looking for a big payday to stay quiet. (CDAN)

Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn? But Tiger Woods wet humping on some waitress in the parking lot of a Waffle House is such a non-shock that it isn’t even worth 50 cents in “hush money.” That said, #getmoneyvonn.

This A+ list mostly movie actress was spotted arguing with her husband and then she started pointing a finger at him and got more and more vocal until he finally bent his head down and followed right behind her as she smiled in satisfaction. (CDAN)

Laura Jean Poon, of course. That Queen Bitch has him trained.

This married A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was late to an event because she was hooking up with her ex who is a former A list singer. They used the apartment of his daughter to try to make sure no one noticed them. (CDAN)

I’m guessing that this is supposed to be about Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz, but this feels like it was ripped out of fanfiction written by someone who can’t let go of 2003.

This B list mostly television actress who does movies too has been trying to convince this B- list openly gay mostly movie actress to go public with their relationship. Not that the B lister is in love, but knows the publicity would be a huge boost to her sagging career. (CDAN)

Ellen Page and someone? Or Betty White and Jodie Foster. It’s Betty White and Jodie Foster, totally.

Pic: Jack Daniels

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