Open Post: Hosted By Jared Leto Grabbing His Praetorian Guard Helmet Dick

September 9, 2014 / Posted by:

ONTD posted stills and a clip from a 30 Seconds to Mars show of hung Jesus Jared Leto grabbing onto what looks like his prostate-busting, foot long torta with extra jamón. Either Jared is paying homage to Spinal Tap by keeping a water bottle in his chonies or Alexis Arquette was right. I’m going with the latter and I really hope Jared Leto sells a mold of his dick soon, because I really need a helmet to go with my Praetorian Guard Halloween costume. Jared grabs onto The Hammaconda’s rival at around the 1:44 mark in the video below.

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