Britney Spears Doesn’t Want Daddy Spears To Pick Her Next Beau

September 9, 2014 / Posted by:

After it was discovered that the boyfriend Daddy Spears had hand-picked for his lil’ Louisiana magnolia blossom had been sticking his flamin’ hot cheeto into some other hussy’s pot of cheese grits, Radar says that Normal Guy Dave isn’t the only dude Britney Spears has kicked to the curb for having shitty judgement. A source claims that after two back-to-back failed relationships, Brit Brit can’t trust her daddy’s judgement when it comes to pickin’ out fellers no more and she’s suspended him from his duties as a matchmaker. So who does Britney want to make her a match, find her a find, catch her a catch? Why, Britney Jean herself, y’all!

“Britney is adamant that she be able to date on her own, without her dad meddling,” an insider told Radar. “Jamie had a major role in determining who Britney was allowed to date since becoming her conservator.”

“Britney is the type of girl who has always had a boyfriend, and needs a male in her life,” the source insisted. “She doesn’t have any girlfriends outside of her family, and doesn’t have a group of friends she can go out with. It’s really a truly lonely life. Britney has told Jamie she won’t be going out with anyone he suggests. It’s really a sad situation.”

Oh no! When Brit Brit is allowed to pick her own boyfriends, she ends up with bottom feeders like KFed and Adnan Ghalib! Good lord, remember Adnan Ghalib? That guy was like the human definition of “She don’t love herself“! I know Daddy Spears isn’t allowed to pick out dudes for Brit Brit anymore, but can he at least set her up with RuPaul so she can learn about loving yourself so you can love somebody else can I get an amen? Because I CANNOT with the idea of Brit Brit hooking up with another low-budget KFed.

But if she is so determined to land a man on her own, she should try PlentyOfFrapps.com (that’s a dating site that exists, right?)

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