The Fappening is still happening, and today alleged pictures of Hilary Duff’s chichis and pubes made the rounds on the Internet. The pictures pretty much show everything from nipples to Hilary’s Clitty McGuire (wait until I finish this post and then you can GONG me for that). But Hilary’s rep tells TMZ that they’ve thoroughly examined the pictures (I bet they did) and in their expert opinion, it’s not her naked body. Even though the pictures aren’t of her, she contacted the FBI to let them know that those pictures aren’t of her. TMZ put it like this:
We’re told … Hilary has very “defining birthmarks” and recognizable tattoos … that do not appear on the woman in the new photos. One of the tattoos is an anchor on the inside of Hilary’s left ankle that she’s had for years … but again, it doesn’t show up in any of the pics.
We’re told they’ve forwarded the links to the FBI … and anyone who publicly states the pics are of Hilary is “going to meet legal recourse.”
File “contact the FBI to tell them about fake pics” under: HUH?
But I totally believe Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff spends 24 hours of her day walking to and from her car, so she has no time to take pictures of her naked body. If the naked body isn’t walking to a car in those pictures, then it can’t be Hilary Duff. Case closed.
Here’s Hilary Duff walking to her car on Wednesday.