Night Crumbs

September 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp presented Iggy Pop with some award at last night’s GQ Men of the Year Awards. At least I think that’s Johnny Depp and Iggy Pop, but it could very well be Zombie KD Lang and Zombie Jennifer Aniston and yes, I still would –  Lainey Gossip 

Kim Kartrashian got naked for GQ because they’re the one magazine she hasn’t gotten naked for yet (I think) and damn her face looks like a factory-defected Michael Jackson mask covered in bronze car paint – The Superficial

The Prostate Cancer Foundation doesn’t want Reddit’s fap money – WWTDD

In case you’re wondering if Chloe “With An Umlaut” Sevigny is still a pretentious hipster cliche, she is! – Celebitchy

Um, shouldn’t Sophia be the one homeschooling Backdoor Farrah? – Reality Tea

And The Jackson Family will try to get Adam Levine to record a “brand new, never-before-heard” Michael Jackson album in 3..2… – Towleroad

If you listen real closely while looking at this picture of Lea Michele on a balcony, you can almost hear a dolphin in the distance screaming, “Just stooooooop!”Drunken Stepfather

Benedict got Benedrunk at the GQ Men of the Year Awards – Pajiba

Because it’s been approximately 15 long seconds since RiRi has gone on a bikini vacation, she went on a bikini vacation – Hollywood Tuna

In other words, Mindy Kaling doesn’t want to write about abortion – Jezebel

Something that might make the charred veins in your dead heart throb just a bit: a partially deaf baby hears for the first time – The Berry

Cameron Diaz’s birthday party looked like torturous hell on earth and mostly because Goopy Paltrow was there – Popsugar

Normal Guy Dave is trying to get his job as Brit Brit’sboyfriend” back – ICYDK

Taylor Swift’s shoes look like black licorce and that’s all I’ve got – Popoholic

For the sake of everyone, including Will Smith, involved in this weird Segway dance at Burning Man, I hope they’re on some serious mind-altering shit. But you know, if you replaced those chicks with topless dudes in alien masks, it would look exactly like a Scientology retreat – Gawker

Nick Cannon wrote a lot of words about his dying marriage to the Hello Kitty Unicorn Butterfly Queen – SOW

Next year, Ricky Martin will be singing “She burps! She burps!” while burping his newborn daughter – Just Jared

Brittany Murphy’s dad must be new here – HuffPo

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