Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Brandy Allen (it’s always a Brandy), the thief of 80s glamour who allegedly stole a bunch of eyeshadow and pretty much wore it all in her mug shot.

Note: Dlisted does not condone thieving and stealing anything is totally wrong! Well, stealing your neighbor’s WiFi when you really want to watch some porn on PornHub isn’t that bad. And stealing a trick’s husband when he’s really, really rich and you’re a professional gold digger isn’t completely wrong since it’s in your nature. And AND stealing eyeshadow is kind of okay as long as you use that stolen eyeshadow the way this Arkansas jewel did and promise to repay the makeup store you stole it from by posing in their future ad campaigns. Other than that, stealing is wrong wrong wrong wrong!

So, Brandy Allen was put into handcuffs in Fayetteville, AR on Monday after she got caught thieving $144 worth of eyeshadow from Ulta Beauty. Brandy had a plan and everything. According to 5News KFSM, Brandy’s accomplice tried to distract employees by asking a bunch of questions about the products and moving them away from where she was. It didn’t work. If Brandy was as good at thieving as she is at bringing “Cynthia from Working Girl” glamour to her eyelids, she would’ve stolen the whole store without anybody knowing shit. But the store’s manager saw her shoving makeup into her purse.

When the cops arrived, Brandy spit out a few curses, which burned the ears of THE CHILDREN, and denied stealing anything.

She started to curse loudly saying, “No one [expletive] saw me steal anything,” the report states.

She also described the situation with two more expletives, according to the report.

The officer noted in the report that Allen’s cursing was drawing the attention of several customers and young children, the report states.

Brandy was arrested and later bailed out.

Hopefully this bad situation turns into a good situation for all involved. What I mean by that is, hopefully Ulta Beauty sees Brandy’s gorgeous mug shot and hires her to be the head makeup artist of their Fayetteville store. Because more people in Arkansas (and the world) need to use their faces to pay homage to Pizzazz from The Misfits.

(For Suzi, James, Emily and Christa)

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