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September 2, 2014 / Posted by:

In “Definitely The Most Talented Shit You’ll See On Dlisted Today” news, here’s Shiro, a Japanese Internet star (But what Japanese pussy ISN’T an Internet star?) taking a soothing nap while a tiny frog chills out on his head.

I watched this approximately 300 times last night and mostly because I watched it while that room temperature bore puddle of chunky shit known as Lifetime’s Saved By The Bell movie was on and it was the only thing that helped me get through that AquaNet-covered yawn. I can’t even call Lifetime’s Saved By The Bell movie a train wreck, because shit actually happens during train wrecks. It was like sitting in your car and watching a never-ending train going 3 mph slowly crawl in front of you. You just wanted it to end. A caffeine overdose couldn’t make that mess exciting. So if Shiro can get me through Lifetime’s Saved By The Bell movie, Shiro can get me through anything.

If it’s your first day back to work after a weekend full of butt and mouth chugging the sweet nectar and it feels like Satan and all of his minions are Riverdancing in your head, let Shiro soothe you. So soothing. So Zen. Shiro is more soothing than a desktop zen garden and those swinging kinetic balls. Get into Shiro’s zen-ness:

Shiro isn’t only a zen master whose third eye has two eyes, but he’s also a trend-setting fashion icon. Expect other pussies to copy this look. When you see Choupette Lagerfeld working a tiny toad hat on her head, you’ll know where that bitch got the idea from.

via Laughing Squid & Buzzfeed

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