Rufus Wainwright Worried He’d Be Sexually Attracted To A Son

August 31, 2014 / Posted by:

And we’re going to need you to keep worrying about that, Rufus, and please look into a vasectomy. Stat. To quote Michael K. when he brought this story to my attention – “theeee fuck.” In an interview with The Times, Rufus Wainwright casually mentioned that he was happy to have fathered a daughter (Viva, in February 2011) because he “would hate to be attracted to a son.” Pretty sure the son would feel the same way.

‘I don’t think it would happen,’ he apparently laughed in response. ‘[It's just that] when I’m old and he is 35 and gorgeous…

‘Well he would probably look like me. And I would be like, “Oh my God! I’m falling in love with myself!”‘

Honesty = not always the best policy. Rupert was really telling the editor in his head to fuck off that day because he also explained away not having a gay following by claiming that “gay men have terrible taste in music.” Look, I’m not going to rabidly argue that point (my iTunes library shames me), but that’s still a pretty sweeping generalization, you pretentious, hypothetically incestuous twat.

Pic: WENN

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