Bobbey Jo Boucher Has A Solid Work Ethic

Florida stripper Bobbey Jo Boucher (with a name and description like that, expect greatness) obviously took Casey Anthony’s Superlative Parenting course down at the Learning Annex. When the police rang Bobbey Jo up at work to get her help in locating her missing 10-year-old daughter, she hung up on them saying “I have to get onstage.” That’s the sort of employee that’s going places. Can you get get an engraved plaque at Things Remembered to commemorate Titty Dancer of the Month? Someone find out.

The Smoking Gun (via the NY Daily News) reports that the kid’s grandmother reported the little girl as missing after she didn’t return home from a barbecue Boucher had dropped her off at on the way to work. Pasco County cops were unimpressed by Bobbey Jo’s dedication to her pole at Calendar Girls (“Full Liquor – Full Contact – Full Nude”). She was arrested and charged with misdemeanor obstruction. The little girl was later found unharmed and hopefully Nana Boucher is awarded custody.

If Tanya, Peaches, or Crystalline were any sort of friends and co-workers, they would have offered to pop their pussies in Bobbey Joe’s stead so that she could locate her missing child.

Bobbey Jo claimed that she accidentally hung up on the police because she had another call. Let’s hope it wasn’t the bitch from the Parent of the Year Awards organization. Because I’m guessing she won.

Florida.