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August 30, 2014 / Posted by:

Picky Picky from the Ramona Quimby Books!

In Beverly Cleary’s Ramona books (Ramona The Pest, Ramona the Brave, Ramona and her Mother, etc), Picky Picky was the family cat. Picky Picky was old, dirty, bitchy and didn’t give a fuck about anyone or anything unless they had food. Sort of like Sally Struthers. Picky Picky died in Ramona Forever, probably because she was so sick of looking at Ramona’s dirty-ass bowl cut.

The Quimbys were so fucking poor, but they were like dumb poor. Remember when they forgot to plug the crock-pot in, so when they came home they had to eat peanut butter or some shit for supper? Why the hell didn’t they go to McDonald’s? I may have been seven when I read the damn book, but I knew that even Mr. and Mrs. Quimby could shell out $5 for a family size value meal. Plus it was the 80s – things were cheaper! Also, remember how Mr. Quimby went back to school to be an art teacher? Like that would up the income bracket (no offense to art teachers). The only smart one in the whole series was Willa Jean, because all she did was rip kleenex out of the box all day. Which is really just performance art when you think about it.

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