Justin Bieber was on his way back from another try at beating Chipmunkra’s score at Down the Clown at Dave & Buster’s when some amusing pap rear-ended him. Dickus noted the photographer following him and hit the brakes, getting rear-ended. This went down on Tuesday afternoon in West Hollywood.
Yes, I find his Ferrari being dinged by a Prius induces chuckles. He’s like the villainy cunt in every bad teen movie from the 80s, caring only about himself and his bitchin’ ride and he should be called Chet. Or Chad. Something “CH-.” You just want him to end up wedgied or covered in horseshit or taped into a gorilla suit by the end of the movie. This post just got really kinky.
The other amusing part of this incident is that huffy bitch was so huffy over his ride getting tapped that he went home and compared himself to a popular and deceased person on Twitter.
There should be laws against what I just experienced. We should have learned from the death of Princess Diana…
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 26, 2014
Yes, Justin. Just like Princess Di. Hopefully Elton will pen Candle In The Wind (2014 Remix) in tribute to your tragedy. (Cuz’ that queen was too lazy to write an original song! Call up Bernie Taupin! She was like your best friend. What? Oh, sorry. Yeah, Justin Bieber’s a twat.)
Bieber and Selena Gomez are reportedly vacationing in New Hamburg, Ontario and that’s an Instagram pic from their romantic journey. Check out a vid from the accident site below.