Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Lisa (as played by Stacey Keanan) from the 1990 movie Lisa!

Once upon a time, people used phones to communicate. And nobody loved using phones more than teenagers, especially teenage girls (or baby homos like me). In middle school I’d sit on the phone with friends for hours and just watch TV, but not even fucking talk!

Lisa, starring early 90s sensation Stacey Keanan, is a teenager but thinks her life is SO UNFAIR because her mom won’t let her go out and date. Also, her mom is played by Cheryl Ladd in a GROUNDBREAKING performance. Anyway, because she’s pissed and bored, Lisa looks up men’s phone numbers based on their license plates (don’t ask) and then anonymously calls them and talks sexy. One trick turns psycho and tries
to kill her ass!

Lisa taught an entire generation about the dangers of phone sex! Somebody call Harvey Weinstein and get Courtney Stodden to star in the sequel about the dangers of sexting! They can call it “Madison” or some shit.

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