I interrupt all the MTV VMAs foolery and fuckery to bring you this important BREAKING NEWS story that I’m sure you’ve already seen since all of the major networks broke into their regularly scheduled programming to report.
Everybody can pack up all the ice, buckets and water, because the Ice Bucket Photo-Op Challenge has hit its peak and it’s time to go home. EVERYTHING has been leading up to this. Every celeb whore has taken an icy load to the head just so that someone (I’m guessing one of the Foster Farms Chickens) would eventually nominate international supermodel and Patron Saint of Look At Me, Chicken Cutlets.
Chicken Cutlets usually shies away from attention and you never see her wearing a bikini in front of a camera, but she bravely made an exception for the sake of charity. Above is PP dumping water over her head while wearing the fuck out of your grandma’s favorite bikini. It’s not really possible for PP to do the Ice Water Challenge, because ice immediately melts and water boils whenever it gets close to her piping hot ginger hotness.
Below is PP nominating a bunch of bitches including this bitch.
I would do anything for PP’s love, but I won’t do that. I’m in Mehico so it would cost me approximately 500 pesos to buy a bucket, a bunch of water, ice and to pay a hot Mexican piece in a Speedo to dump it on me. So I’m going to give that money and then some to ALS instead. The only way I would ever do the ALS challenge is if the water came from Alexander Skarsgard’s bathwater and the bucket was Prince Hot Ginge’s mouth.