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August 21, 2014 / Posted by:

Tickle Antiperspirant!

Tickle Antiperspirant came out sometime in the 1970s and back then I wasn’t even a tickle in my dad’s sack, so I’ve never heard of it before. But while looking for multi-colored deodorant (don’t ask and no, I didn’t find any, but I did find armpit hair dye) the other night, I came across this ad for Tickle. First of all, Tickle had a “big wide ball” and that should’ve been in big, wide letters of on that ad, because that’s a major selling point. The tea bag lovers would’ve gobbled it up. Tickle was basically the Cisco Adler of 1970s antiperspirants. Second of all, their tagline is a lie. There’s nothing good about feeling dry and moist-less while getting tickled. They shouldn’t be bragging about that.

Tickle also put out several WTF worthy, Twilight Zone-like commercials where ladies would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh like Ashton Kutcher whipped out his peen and told them to deep throat it. Are they laughing because there’s a nitrous oxide leak near them or are they laughing to keep from crying because that big wide ball is making them drier instead of wetter?

No, they’re laughing because the secret ingredient in Tickle was THC. That’s what “herbal scented” means.

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