Open Post: Hosted By “Anna Wintour” Doing The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

August 20, 2014 / Posted by:

I call shenanigans! There’s no way that’s the real Anna Wintour. That’s obviously a fraudulent Anna Wintour in a Ricky’s wig and Chinatown sunglasses. If that was the real Anna Wintour, one of four things would’ve happened:

1. She would’ve melted.

2. The water would’ve instantly froze as soon as it hit the top of her ice queen bob.

3. The water would’ve never left those buckets, because it knew that if it got Anna Wintour wet, she’d destroy it and its family.

4. She would’ve changed into her original form and multiplied. None of you would be reading this right now, because one of her clones would’ve already hunted you down and dragged you back to her nest with the rest of humanity.

Nice try, Anna.

via Lainey

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