QOTD: Alexis Arquette Claims She’s Done Jared Leto And Says His Dick Is Like Something Out Of “Gladiator”
During a quick Q&A with Jackie Beat for Frontiers (via WOW Report), my second favorite Arquette after Rosanna, of course, spilled a little secret. Alexis Arquette says that before she transitioned, her fuck parts spent a little time with Jared Leto’s fuck parts and his dick is so big, powerful and solid that it brought down her Roman Empire. Alexis used to have a (NSFW) dick so big that if she stuck it down your throat, she could guess what you had for breakfast by feeling around your stomach with her peen head. So Alexis Arquette knows big dick. Take it away, Alexis:
JB: Tell me a secret!
AA: I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.
I don’t know if Alexis is speaking the truth or telling jokes, but now I’m picturing Jared Leto’s dick as being solid steel, painted gold, covered with the faces of Roman Gods and topped with a fuzzy mohawk. When he’s about to stick it in, he screams “At my signal, unleash HELL!” That sounds about right. March up into my pantheon, Jared Leto’s Praetorian Guard helmet dick.
There’s been so many rumors about Jared Leto’s dick being so big that it can easily eat the Hammaconda whole. Jared Leto’s dick needs to finally confirm the rumors by showing itself. What I mean by that is that Tom Hiddleston should wear it on his head at some point during the remake of Ben-Hur.
And here’s Jared Leto leaving The Bowery Hotel in NYC the other day while dressed like an abuelita who is obsessed with 90s grunge and the 6th Doctor Who.