Night Crumbs

August 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow stars in a commercial for Hugo Boss’ new perfume and in it, she raises her nose at the regulars while giving off a look that says, “Like I’d ever wear this wretched peon water. I’m just shilling this shit to pay for the caviar farm I’m having built on my land.” – Lainey Gossip

TLC keeps unleashing basic cable’s greatest monster on the world – Celebitchy

Kate Upton put as much effort into the Ice Bucket Challenge as she puts into acting – The Superficial

Oh please, we all know that the mold problem in Kourtney Kardashian’s house started when Kim came over and queefed – Reality Tea 

Tara Reid’s tits look like they’re fighting again – Drunken Stepfather

Cut to the pile of virgins that Christie Brinkley sucked the blood out of to stay looking like that – Hollywood Tuna

At first I read this headline as Benedict Cumberbatch to Voice Chaka Khan and I thought to myself that Hollywood really is casting his ass in everything  - Jezebel

Zoe Saldana’s pregnant nipples went to Sprinkles – WWTDD

David Letterman pays tribute to Robin WilliamsTowleroad

Birkenstocks: Vanessa Hudgens is still trying to make them happen again – Popoholic

If there was a Wonky McValtrex High, this would be an actual class and it would be mandatory – The Berry

Tommy Girl does the Ice Bucket Challenge even though he thinks that ALS can be cured with herbs and auditing – Popsugar

Oh, don’t mind Madge, she’s just covering all of her vampire skin so the sun won’t burn it off – ICYDK

Christopher Meloni did the Ice Bucket Challenge and he didn’t record it and he didn’t do it topless. Boo. Do over. - Boy Culture

The Texas T-Rex’s fanny pack is probably filled with a bong, weed and cans of Lone Star – HuffPo

FYI: The tip of Frankie Grande’s peen looks like this – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Phil Hartman will get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – Pajiba

Casper the Friendly Gold Digger might be back on JLo’s payroll again – Just Jared

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