Mischa Barton is showing Lindsay Lohan that she isn’t the only has-been mess who will blow off a job (an actual job, “Job” is not a new name for “john“) to party it up in Europe. 2003’s Blake Lively has pretty much only done direct-to-nowhere movies in the past few years and it seems like her bank account is lying in the same grave as her career, so one would think that she’d take any check she can get. But nope! Mischa doesn’t care about working and she doesn’t care about saving her house from being eaten up by the vicious cunt known as foreclosure, because she’s too busy doing better things like living it up in Europe.
TMZ says that back in March, Mischa was supposed to begin production on a movie called “Promoted.” Long before the start date, the producers tried to contact her to let her know that shooting was going to begin on March 4th and to also set up a date for a costume fitting. Mischa ignored their asses. The day before shooting was supposed to start, Mischa’s mom emailed producers to tell them that she was still in Europe and wouldn’t be able to start working on the movie until March 20th.
Mischa didn’t follow one of life’s most important lessons: “Don’t call in sick and then tweet pictures of yourself not being sick.” The producers checked Mischa’s Twatter and saw pictures of her on vacation in Europe. Production was suspended when the lead actor pulled out because he didn’t want to work with anybody other than Mischa. My guess is that the lead actor was Taylor Lautner and he only wanted to work with Mischa, because he knew her “acting” would make his look brilliant by comparison.
Mischa was given a $20,000 advance for the movie and the producers are suing her to get that money back along with $200,000 in marketing expenses and another $100,000 they lost when she dropped out.
How dare those producers have the audacity to sue Mischa Barton. They should pay Mischa Barton $300,000 and then some, because nobody would’ve ever known about their movie if her irresponsible ass didn’t drop out of it. Mischa also did them a favor by skipping out on their movie, because she would’ve been awful in it. The truth is, Mischa shouldn’t have signed on to that movie in the first place. Her schedule is already jam packed. I mean, Mischa is the face of an EXCLUSIVE brand of hair extensions, an EXCLUSIVE vape pen and an EXCLUSIVE weight-loss supplement thing. Mischa is everywhere (and nowhere at the same time). She’s the Sofia Vergara of has-beens!