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August 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Duke, the mayor of Cormorant, MN, the future governor of Minnesota and the future President of the United States!

The little, tiny town of Cormorant, MN has a grand total of 12 people living in it and most of those 12 people are politically forward and know that their town needs a politician who doesn’t speak human words, will get shit done as soon as he takes his 123rd nap of the day, isn’t above sniffing ass, will beg for what he wants and will drool all over the table during important meetings with his advisers (a chew toy, a German Shepherd mix and a Yorkie). You might be thinking to yourself, “Um, you just described Mayor Rob Ford,” but Duke is nothing like Rob Ford. Duke hasn’t got caught smoking crack, yet…. It’s still early in his term.

Duke the Great Pyrenees ran against the owner of a local store and the store owner didn’t stand a chance. It was a landslide. 12 people paid $1 each to vote and more than half of them voted for Duke. WCCO CBS Minnesota (via HuffPo) says that after Duke gets sworn in on Saturday, his term will last for one year. Duke will be paid with kibble, but he’s not doing it for the kibble. He’s doing it, because he cares about Cormorant and its 12 people. (He’s doing it for the kibble.)

It has been reported that Duke’s first act as mayor will be to put his paw on a bill banning all cats.

And here’s the highly important news report about my new favorite mayor.

Finally, this country has a mayor everyone can trust. I can tell that Duke is going to be the greatest mayor who ever mayor’d, because he’s wearing a serious mayor hat.

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