Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because my friend and sometime Dlisted contributor Lahoma has a brain that’s a time capsule of the 80s and 90s, he asked me on IM yesterday, “Do you remember that shit Going Places?” Because my brain looks like a water-damaged cardboard box full of yellowed copies of TV Guide from the 80s and 90s, I do remember that shit. Going Places was a pretty terrible show on ABC about four writers for a TV show who live in their boss’ fancy house in Malibu or Venice or somewhere like that. It lasted for about five seconds in 1990. It starred Holland Taylor, a pre-Melrose Place Heather Locklear, Dana from Step-By-Step and the Seth Green of the 80s Jerry Levine! When hos see Jerry Levine’s face, their brain probably burps up a picture of him in Born on the Fourth of July or as Michael J Fox’s best friend Stiles in Teen Wolf. Or their brain burps up the image of Becca’s boyfriend on Life Goes On because they’ve confused Jerry Levine with Chad Lowe like I’ve done many times. Jerry Levine is best known for Teen Wolf, but he should really be known for Going Places!
Jerry Levine is a TV director now and I really hope that he had that Dicknose t-shirt surgically implanted onto his torso and I hope that at least once a day, someone stops him and says, “I loved you in Going Places!”