Night Crumbs

August 12, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Blake NotSoLively, the whole wheat Carr’s table water cracker that nobody touches on the cheese plate at a party, tells Marie Claire that her favorite curse word is “gosh.” Gosh. That sums up everything you need to know about Blake NotSoLively – Lainey Gossip

Kelly Cuntrone comes for Kim Kartrashian, Kanye West and Riccardo Tisci and I haven’t loved her like I love her in this moment – Celebitchy

Ramona Singer, Kathie Lee Gifford’s long-lost twin who was separated from her at the mental hospital nursery, tried to get paid for her divorcement announcement, but nobody cared – Reality Tea

Okay, so when are we going to find out that Brit Brit Spears owns a time machine that takes her back to 1992 so she can go shopping at Charlotte Russe? – Drunken Stepfather

Speaking of flecks of elegance touching your eyes, Carmen Electra wore an elegant denim Moschino dress – Hollywood Tuna

The Prancercise Princess has returned with a prancing stallion of a partner that will make you pucker (Side complaint: Needs way more camel toe) – Towleroad

Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch looked like an episode of Hoarders sponsored by NAMBLA – The Superficial

Either the photographer caught the exact moment when the hard drive in Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s head shut down and rebooted or the photographer caught the exact moment when she caught a glimpse of Sylvester Stallone’s face – Popoholic

I don’t think Kristin Cavallari has a daughter so I don’t know how she accidentally put on that baby dress – WWTDD

Audrey Hepburn’s granddaughter is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar annual nepotism issue – Jezebel

Call FPS (Fetus Protective Services)! Xtina’s trying to make her unborn child go deaf – OMG Blog

2 Chainz shuts babies up – The Berry

Tracy Morgan is still down and out – ICYDK

Shepherd Smith calls Robin Williams “a coward” for committing suicide, as he hides behind the closet door – Boy Culture

Lorde and Taylor took a cooking class together – HuffPo

Dustin Diamond deserves all the shit he gets for smearing shit on his piece’s upper lip during that heave-inducing sex tape – Pajiba

Just pretend like it’s 2008 and get excited for pictures of Ceiling Eyes in a two piece – Popsugar

A Hilton is going to marry a Rothschild because Lucifer is demanding an heir – Just Jared

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