Open Post: Hosted By The Ageless Intergalactic Daisy That Is Bai Ling
It’s been eons since I’ve posted about this rare jewel from Mars and I was beginning to think that Bai Ling permanently went back to her home planet, because her subjects needed her beauty, glamour and wisdom to lead them. But Bai Ling is still here and is still blessing us humans with her otherworldly perfection. While dressed like a hooker Minnie Mouse turning tricks on Main Street, Bai Ling did a photo shoot at Lake Balboa in Encino, CA for the paps she called Vogue Neptune and she delicately served up the poses she obviously learned during her senior year at Phoebe Price’s Pose Academy. Lake Balboa has been closed indefinitely while crews clean up all the duck butter those ducks made while watching this goddess in action.
After the shoot, Bai wrote a beautiful poem about it on Facebook:
My style, my fashion …
walking on a lake so beautiful the summer in LA …. Watching the reflation of the trees dancing in the gentle sunlight, children playing with laughter, and the ducks can you see them behind me? like a little boats ups and down …so comfortably at home with content and joyCookie: sending gentle wind your way and be patient
Bai Ling is even poetic when she’s telling someone that she farted in an envelope and is sending it to them. That’s what “sending gentle wind your way” means, right?
Pics: Splash