Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda And A Ryan Gosling Chair

August 9, 2014 / Posted by:

I love it when a chair makes a “sit on Ryan Gosling’s face” joke, so I don’t have to.

Here’s Jane Fonda carrying a Ryan Gosling chair in Malibu, CA yesterday, because why not? No, of course that’s not Jane Fonda’s chair. Jane Fonda does have a Ryan Gosling chair, but hers is covered in plastic for easy clean up if you know what I mean. This Ryan Gosling chair was bought by the prop department of Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin’s new Netflix show Grace and Frankie, which shot in Malibu this week.

Unless Alexander Skarsgard has given Jane Fonda a deep-tissue ass massage and/or Prince Hot Ginge has given her butt cheeks a tongue bath, this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of her nalgas.

If you really want to spend $319 to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face, you can get on Gilt’s waitlist to buy this chair. Or you can just do what I’m going to do and make your own using a garage sale chair and a leftover picture from your “Gosling-ize my bathroom walls” project. I’m going to make my DIY Ryan Gosling chair a really special and extra classy piece of furniture by topping his mouth part with a tongue-shaped dildo.

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