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August 8, 2014 / Posted by:

The logo for the Welsh fried chicken company Dirty Bird.

Emergency crews in Cardiff, Wales were called to the scene of a fried chicken van yesterday when Kim Kardashian’s mouth was suctioned to the van’s logo and fire fighters had to pry her off with five crowbars, four hoses, six tow-trucks and a few flame throwers. They were finally able to get her off by dangling a syringe full of collagen near her face. So why was Kummy Cake’s mouth stuck to the logo? Look at it! It’s obviously a cum-shooting black uncut dick with extra hairy nuts. Yeah, I know I look at the world through dick-shaped glasses and a Jell-O mold with peach slices in it looks like a dick to me, but that really does look like a dick. But the owner of the fried chicken van called Dirty Bird tells The Mirror (via Metro UK) that it’s not a dick, it’s a cock, you gutter-brained perverts!

The company is called Dirty Bird and their tagline is “Touch My Thigh and ‘Touch My Breast,” so obviously those sex-selling whores know what they’re doing and obviously Terry Richardson is their VP of marketing. I mean, that’s a dick. But the company that designed the logo claims they didn’t have leaky peen on the brain when designing it:

“We were given the name Dirty Bird as the brief, and started working on ideas. We looked at the initials, DB. Then worked with the lowercase ‘db’ linking them to form the shape of a rooster. It’s graphic representation of a rooster incorporating the initials. It depends on how you look at it. I’m not sure there have been any complaints. A few comments but it’s in the eye of the beholder, as they say.”

DB my ass (no, really, DB my ass)! Okay, so they’re playing coy about the cock and are viral marketing trolls, but they really should embrace the logo, because any logo that looks like a cumming dick with Sonic the Hedgehog nuts is an amazing logo.

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And I guess we know what the secret ingredient in Dirty Bird’s fried chicken batter is.

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