Open Post: Hosted By The Russian Farmer Who Gets His Ducks In A Row By Yelling At Them

August 6, 2014 / Posted by:

That Michael Jackson story from last night has left me seriously scarred, because after watching this video of a Russian farmer show those amateur Duck Dynasty whores how it’s really done by rounding up his ducks using only his voice, I wondered if they were going into that barn to make the duck butter. Damn you, TMZ.

via HuffPo

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