Night Crumbs

August 6, 2014 / Posted by:

15 years after their death, People put JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy on their cover, and nothing says “love story” like a picture of him trying to eat her chin – Lainey Gossip

Paging Tara Reid! Paging Nikki Cox! Paging Lil Kim! Botched got picked up for a second season (hint hint) – Reality Tea

Eh, Brian Austin Green doesn’t mind that Megan Fox hasn’t sexed him in a while. He just humps the Megan Fox Real Doll she bought for him. He doesn’t even know the difference! – The Superficial

Jennifer Garner doesn’t have a CASE OF THE BABIES, she has a CASE OF THE BLOATS, so claims her rep – Celebitchy

Return of The Vadge Drunken Stepfather

Julian Serrano throws that boy pussy to JLoTowleroad

What in Willy Wonka referee HELL is Selena Gomez wearing? – Popoholic

Gisele Bundchen and a dog do a pose-off and the dog wins, but I didn’t need to tell you that – Hollywood Tuna

Note to self: If I ever meet Taylor Swift in public, lie to her and tell her I’m a fan, it’s my birthday and I’m going to celebrate by paying off my credit card debt – Jezebel

Chrissy Teigen throws better than 50 Cent, but who doesn’t? – Popsugar

If Kim Kardashian was going for “broken condom baby of a hooker alien and a Predator” in her passport photo, then she nailed it and now “it” has khlamydia – ICYDK

Eva Green doesn’t know why the MPAA won’t let her nipples be great – Pajiba

Mischa Barton regrets doing the job that made her millions and millions of dollars – HuffPo

Hayden from Big Brother flashes a piece of his peen while searching his underwear for the remnants of his brain – OMG Blog

V. Stiviano isn’t done trolling, I see – WWTDD

The Apparently Kid is taking over the world and it’s only a matter of time before Ellen DeGeneres gives the Apparently Kid her job, apparently – The Berry

Um, Miley Cyrus should really go back to the free clinic and have those tiny, green mutant growths on her crotch looked at – Just Jared

All hail the world’s furriest pussy (not a vintage picture of Madge’s sascrotch, I promise) – SOW

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