Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 6, 2014 / Posted by:

This good looking A- list R&B singer with a very cool style is probably going to jail. He will also probably take down about four or five other names in the industry because of the ponzi type scheme he was running with them. An arrest is imminent. (CDAN)

The only good looking A list R&B singer with a very cool style I can think of is Nick Ashford and this isn’t about him, because he’s blowing rhinestone dust into the eyes of the angels in heaven and the only crime he committed was stealing your breath every time he flipped his gorgeous lion mane.

This could be about: Usher, Robin Thicke, Frank Ocean, Pharrell, John Legend or The Difficult Brown? The “very cool style” line leads my ass to believe that this might be about Pharrell. To which I say: Say it ain’t so, smooth rat! I know that only failed pimps turned bottom level club owners think that Robin Thicke has “cool style,” but I’m still going to say this is about him. And I hope that he is also charged with committing first degree douchery.

This former B list mostly television actor from a long long running network hit that is finally on its last legs gave away most of his money to a church and is essentially homeless. Millions gone. (CDAN)

Angus T. Jones? David Miscavige is probably slapping his Thetans something hard, because he wishes Scientology would’ve sunk its claws into that kid before that other “church” did.

This A+ list diva is going to lose her mind or throw glasses of her champagne everywhere when she finds out her celebrity husband got another woman pregnant. He is supposed to keep his cheating secret and this is going to be a tough one to keep secret. (CDAN)

Mimi and Nick Cannon? But in Nick’s defense, it was his whiteface alter ego who knocked up that trick, so he technically didn’t do it.

This foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is A+ list still in the action world is about three times the age of the daughter of his A list co-star but it didn’t stop them from hooking up. I wonder if dad found out because the two co-stars have not done any press together. (CDAN)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger and Harrison Ford?

In the never-ending quest for ratings and attention, this TV maven is trying to get the cast on this show excited about a new story line: Three of the women on the show… all pregnant… at the same time!

No, it does not matter what the fathers of those potential babies think. What matters is the attention these three women would get! Just think of the photo ops! The daily gossip updates! The reality show ratings! The endorsements!

One has agreed, but they still needs two more to join her. It doesn’t matter which two. If they can reproduce, they are eligible to be part of this story line. (Blind Gossip)

Do I even have to say it? Let me give you a hint: rhymes with “whore.” (“But Michael, ‘Pimp Mama Kris‘ doesn’t rhyme with ‘whore.’” – you “Yes it does, try it.” – me)

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