Before Sherri Shepherd’s marriage to Lamar Sally exploded (like her brain when she learned the Earth was in fact round), they agreed to hire a surrogate to bake a baby using his sperm and a donor’s egg. They tried to use one of Sherri’s eggs but that didn’t work. When Sherri and Lamar broke up, she reportedly wrote off the unborn baby in her surrogate’s womb and made it clear she wants nothing to do with the kid. Sherri believes that Lamar is a scheming gold digger and he only wanted the baby so that he could get child support after divorcing her. Well, that precious baby is here and once the kid learns that his dad is using him as an ATM and his mom is Sherri Shepherd, he’s going to crawl back up that surrogate’s body and stay there until he turns 18. I hope that surrogate has enough room in there.
TMZ says that the surrogate carrying Sherri and Lamar’s baby gave birth to a boy in Pennsylvania today. Sherri wasn’t there, because she was too busy telling her future ex co-workers on The View that she’s about to ruin Broadway. Lamar was there during the birth of his son and a source (read: Lamar using a hospital pay phone because Sherri cut off his cell phone) says that he’s excited about
getting those monthly checks being a father.
Lamar wants to raise his son by himself, but he’s still hitting Sherri up for child support. Sherri is going to fight him in court, because again, she thinks he defrauded her ass.
Well, it’s a good thing that Lamar is raising that kid. Yes, Lamar is probably a shameless grifter who might’ve tricked a lint-for-brains moron, but think of all the gold digging knowledge he’ll pass onto his son. Lamar could teach a master class in gold digging, because he overcame the odds. Dude gold diggers have to work extra hard, because it’s not like they can get knocked up with a blank check baby. Lamar had to come up with a real scheme to try to get a monthly child support check. And Lamar’s kid is going to get that knowledge for free (actually, he probably won’t, because a professional gold digger doesn’t give anything away for free).
And I wonder what Jesus, who predates everything, would say to that kid. He’d probably say, “May I be with you, because DAMN your parents are trash.”