Michael Strahan And Nicole Murphy Might Have Called It Quits Over Either A Messy Prenup Fight Or A Side-Piece
There’s nothing that makes me sadder than hearing about a prenup coming between a thirsty gold-digging ho and her delicious divorce dollars. Hey prenup, what’s your problem? Why can’t you let a wallet-humping bitch be great?
According to Page Six, that spiteful killjoy of a legal document might be the reason former NFL player and current chipper morning TV host Michael Strahan and celebrity ex-wife Nicole Murphy called off their 5-year engagement. A source claims that prior to getting married, Michael wanted Nicole to sign a prenup, which Nicole refused, probably because a woman with such a tight eyebrow game knows you never sign a prenup when there’s a chance you could get your hands on some sweet Live! with Kelly and Michael money. However, Michael wouldn’t budge; even though he already knows what happens when a prenup comes back to bite you in your rich ass. The source also says that even though he asked Nicole to sign a prenup, Michael has always been very generous to her, especially after she lost $7 million dollars of her Eddie Murphy divorce winnings to a shady investment scheme. Regardless, they couldn’t come to an agreement about the prenup, so they called their engagement off.
BUT!! According to TMZ, Michael and Nicole’s split has less to do with wallet humping and more to do with actual humping. A source close to the couple (Kelly Ripa’s erect bellybutton) claims Michael was sniffing around at a pussy that wasn’t attached to Nicole. Eventually she found out and dramatically whipped her engagement ring at his face (I assume) and called the whole thing off. Of course, neither the reps for Michael nor Nicole have commented on why they split.
Damn, so much drama from what I thought was a bonafide member of the Boring Couples Club. First prenup drama, then cheater drama. What’s next? Another “source” coming forward to say that the real REAL reason they called off their engagement is because Michael was having a steamy affair with Kelly’s gigantic bellybutton. That homewrecking hussy! You can’t trust an outie bellybutton that large! It will make you lose your lunch and steal your man!