The Cornellskop Animal Training Farm in Cape Town, South Africa is a place where all kinds of animals live together while training to perform on TV and in movies. But just because they all live on the same land ~in harmony~ doesn’t mean that the dogs suddenly forget that the lion cubs can easily tear their froats out with one bite. So one day while hanging out, a dog had its guard down and didn’t notice the lion cub sneaking up behind it. When it finally did notice Simba creeping up behind it, it nearly shat up its heart while running away. Since they’re all students at animal acting school, that dog could be acting and if it is, it’s a natural. The look of sheer fear in its eyes… The way it runs for its life…. It just landed a co-starring role in Lifetime’s Michael Vick biopic.
And the last time a ho got that scared by a big pussy it was — (“JOHN TRAVOLTA’S WEDDING NIGHT! WE KNOW! WE KNOW!” – you)