When it was announced that Michael Bay was producing a reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, most of us who grew up with it in the 80s and 90s knew it was going to be an exploding turd, because a) Michael Bay and; b) Vanilla Ice was not involved! It really became clear that the TMNT reboot was going to be another CGI’d poop bubble out of Michael Bay’s ass when the trailer came out and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looked more like the Geriatric Mutant Ninja Boogers. The Internet hated it from the beginning and during a press conference in L.A. last week, Megan Fox, Will Arnett and the director Jonathan Liebesman were asked about the backlash. Since Megan Fox has gone from calling Michael Bay “Hitler” to sucking on his taint, she was the first one to pipe in and defend the movie and Michael Bay. Megan Fox said that the haters will stay pay to see it and if they don’t like it, they can eat a fuck. via CinemaBlend.
“Let me tell you something about those people. How much money did Transformers 4 make? Exactly. Those people can complain – they all go to the theater. They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t love it, they can fuck off, and that’s the end of that.”
I know Megan Fox is the philosopher of our time and I should never question her, but what is she getting at?
Transformers 4 made $1.1 billion worldwide. Transformers 3 made $1 billion worldwide. Transformers 2 made $836 million worldwide and the first Transformers shit show made $709 million worldwide. Megan Fox was only in the first 2 Transformers movies. So is she trying to say that CGI explosion fests will make zillions of dollars no matter what or is she saying that movies make more money when she’s not in them? Is she trying to tell Michael Bay that if he wants TMNT 2 to make a shit load more money than the first one he should replace her? Brian Austin Green just handed Megan Fox a gigantic syringe full of fillers hoping that she’ll keep injecting her lips until they’re too fat to lift and she can’t talk. Because if she keeps saying shit like that, she’ll screw herself out of the TMNT sequel and then BAG will have to get a job!
Here’s the feline Real Doll and the smirking human Chick-O-Stick Will Arnett at yesterday’s L.A. premiere of TMNT.