Donald Trump Is Really Mad About The American Ebola Patients Coming To The U.S.

August 2, 2014 / Posted by:

If your Facebook feed looks at all like my Facebook feed, then it’s probably covered with hysterical and ultra paranoid whores screaming about how the end is near, Michael Crichton is a future teller and soon we’ll all be Goopy Paltrow in Contagion, because one American Ebola patient is in the U.S. and another one is coming. One of my Facebook friends who thinks we shouldn’t let them into the country liked the Two And A Half Men Facebook page. Bitch, you’re a fan of one of the most destructive visual viral diseases America has ever seen. You have zero room to talk.

One of the flaming pitchfork holders screaming for the U.S. to close our doors to the Ebola patients is mutated hairy orangutan ass wart Donald Trump. This morning, American humanitarian, Dr. Kent Brantly, arrived in Atlanta from Liberia in a specially outfitted private plane. He will be treated in a containment unit at Emory University. The other Ebola patient, American aid worker Nancy Writebol, is coming next week. ¬†Donald Trump is not happy about it and thinks we should leave Dr. Kent and Nancy over in Africa, because it’s their fault they have Ebola and America has bigger problems:

If you asked a group of Americans to scream out something that’s worse than Ebola, most of them would probably blurt out, “DONALD TRUMP!” And yet for some reason, Donald Trump is allowed in this country.

But what do I know? Donald Trump obviously knows more than all of us when it comes to this subject, because he’s this country’s foremost expert on contagious diseases. I mean, he has contained the diseased animal on his head for centuries.

And if you need a palate cleanser after looking at Trump’s face, here’s Joe ManJello walking:

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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