Oh, It’s Just Lindsay Lohan’s Floppy Freckled Titty Popping Out To Say Hello

July 30, 2014 / Posted by:

I’m not sure why, but I just pictured that floppy tit speaking in a charming Cockney accent. “Allo luv! Fancy meeting you ‘ere! Don’t mind me, just ‘avin a wee snooze in the sun before Coronation Street.” 

Mermaids everywhere officially hung up their seashell bras and retired today after Lindsay Lohan was spotted strolling a beach in Ibiza looking like a sloppy-titted sea siren. And by sea siren, I mean she set off the siren that alerts beach visitors that the sea has been contaminated by toxic self-tanner sludge and random clumps of orange hair and the beach will be closed until further notice. No! She really does look like a mermaid; like Ariel, if Ariel sold her voice to Ursula for two baggies of coke instead of two legs.

Seeing the Apricot Ashtray slithering around the beaches of Ibiza with her floppy freckled pancakes hanging out makes me feel a lot of things (queasy, nauseous, dry heave-y) but mostly it makes me feel sorry for Ibiza. First Orlando Bloom gets into a dramatic douche fight Justin Bieber in a nightclub, and now Lindsay Lohan is assaulting eyes by serving up a heaping helping of sloppy side boob in one of White Oprah’s trashy old stretched-out Body Glove bathing suits from the 80s. Poor Ibiza; when did you become the Florida of Europe?

And speaking of Florida, apparently there are people in Ibiza who are dumb enough to let Lindsay operate a jet ski. It probably took her all of 10 minutes before she whipped out her phone, started texting her dealer, and rear-ended a dolphin. Then when the cops came to arrest her, she tried to blame it on a starfish. Wait, can you get a DUI on a jet ski? I’m sure Lindsay will find a way.

Pics: Fame Flynet

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479 responses to “Oh, It’s Just Lindsay Lohan’s Floppy Freckled Titty Popping Out To Say Hello”

  1. HotmamiCavill says:

    Oh, honey.

  2. pixiebitch says:

    She straight up has the figure of a 75 year old. SO bizzare

  3. bird says:

    I am pretty very ugly. I know I am. But

  4. Swarm_of_locusts says:

    I am being serious, and not even kidding right now. Lindsay Lohan has the body of a 70 year old woman.

    • LoCoJo says:

      I was going to say the exact same thing! When my grandma died, she was 78. She had a similar body shape, but she was actually in great shape for her age(other than the goddamned throat cancer that killed her). She also had better boobs and better taste in swimwear than Linz.

      And now Granny’s gonna haunt me tonight for talking about her boobs in public.

      • Vernicious says:

        BOO!

      • Swarm_of_locusts says:

        Even the worst Hollywood strawberry knows to keep that tits and ass together for as long as possible. This right here is some Grade-A disrespect towards potential johns, and the prostitution trade.

  5. Dog says:

    Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

  6. Anno "Sugar Tits" Banano says:

    Floptart

  7. FluffKitteh says:

    Is that what happens when you have implants removed? I mean, this chick isn’t even 30.

  8. jack-n-the-hat says:

    YOWZA…. that is NO bueno (yes, so don’t ask)

  9. Crooked smile says:

    I don’t usually like to bash other women’s figure, we should be accepting and not be brainwashed by society’s beauty construct blah blah and all the other hippy bullshit lol BUT lindsay straight up has a terrible figure! I’m only commenting because her hard living makes her look like this and she’s had all the advantages and second third fourth chances to fix what’s broken inside of her.

  10. alohafuckers says:

    Why won’t one of her johns buy her some implants?

  11. Disgust says:

    Floppy ass n tits. Tube lips and meaty eyes. Bankable as a crusty left sock.

  12. Elmo533 says:

    That’s just…she has demolished her body.

  13. Calimaria says:

    Everyone else is doing it, so I will too. You could tell me this picture was a Hot Slut of the Day 80 year old and I’d believe it. Body Glove!

    Charlie Sheen probably hung out with her to look younger.

  14. Dog says:

    Her udders are so saggy, she looks almost flat!!

  15. rhinana says:

    She’s junkie fit.

  16. FluffKitteh says:

    She needs to retire to a trailer park in Florida and stay out of the public eye for good. I don’t see any other way to save her.

  17. mefungirl says:

    Years of abuse and neglect have given her old man ass and old lady boobs.
    If she was much older, or had a couple of kids it would make sense, but in her case it doesn’t.

  18. Dog says:

    Seeing the Apricot Ashtray slithering around the beaches of Ibiza…

    AHAHHAHAHAHA!

    I think we need to see UdderHan and The Deaner hook up. Tori’s screeching in therapy would achieve new heights and so would the need for Valtrex in L.A.

  19. ewesocrazy says:

    Lindsay’s Hank Hill butt always makes me want to roll off my couch and do “bridges” and “donkey kicks” until I can’t walk.

  20. pf says:

    She should change her name to ‘Pancake’ Lohan or something.

  21. Crank Tango says:

    Uh yeah, tits that floppy don’t “pop” anywhere.

  22. Hekki says:

    It’s not nice to compare, but she makes me feel good about my body.

  23. Liz says:

    I see women with far worse bodies look good – or at least presentable – in bathing suits. So this is entirely a matter of her own terrible choices.

  24. bird says:

    I get sad cos I am so much uglier. Wow that it is a bad suit. And all. I hate to bash other ugly women.

  25. moomarse says:

    Why does she keep showing those fwoopies??? my GRANDMOTHER has perkier tits than that!!!

  26. briansbottom says:

    Them titties is sad. Mine look better, and I’m 47!

  27. taliaann says:

    Her poor tortured boobs!. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go be smug about being 10 years older and having much better looking breasts. 😉

  28. bird says:

    Hank Hill lol

  29. Not The One says:

    If I’m ever feeling down about myself, I just remember that I’m the same age as this trick and look at least 35 years younger than her. Then my day gets better.

    • MidasWhale says:

      Im 9 years older than her and I hope it will be another 20 years and at least 2 kids before my body starts looking like that!

  30. FoxRox says:

    It’s like her body is caving on itself, from the front and the rear.

  31. ANightWriter "Grape Juice" says:

    I have the perfect role for her: every character in a remake of Cocoon.

  32. FluffKitteh says:

    As I scrolled through the photos, I actually felt sad. She looks sick.

  33. boredasfuckyo says:

    She has the body of a 75 year old.

  34. Milatt says:

    looking at her profile i thought it was Conan with a wig

  35. Miss Foo Foo Von LadyGarden says:

    Such a rapid deterioration. Drugs are no good. Same goes with her sis, Ali

  36. Catty Gonzo says:

    Thanks, I wanted to dry heave 2 mins before I leave the office!

  37. Sheena says:

    Lohang is a mess. To think Helen Mirren is 40 years older and she looks fantastic.

  38. JessicaGioBarrett says:

    You forgot this one, MK.

  39. HoneychileNO says:

    She could jump double-dutch with those long ass titties. I mean, this is just…

  40. TheShowgirl says:

    Is it possible that she did have implants and had them removed (or repossessed)? I don’t know what the boobage situation would be like after titty balls are removed but I refuse to believe her sag situation is due to a). Wearing a bra too much (we all know she didn’t do that anyway) or not enough OR b). Being a drunken coke whore.

  41. lisakim says:

    Who in their right mind pays for this?????? There is so much beauty in the world and much of it can be bought – stop wasting your money all you Dubai/UAE fools!

    • rhinana says:

      some of those dudes are into some seriously fucked up shit that normal call girls won’t do. They look for druggie escorts who are a bit more willing to be degraded for coke money. Enter Lohan.

    • RedHeadTheGinge says:

      They pay for the Hollywood factor. Sadly through the years many down on their luck starlets have turned tricks and the lure is their perceived fame. It takes so little to impress some people.

  42. Paging Mr.Herman says:

    This lady looks a thousand times better than Lindsay Lohan. She looks much healthier as well!

  43. Calimaria says:

    Yes! But he’s still hotter.

  44. Put your flaccid sack of tit away, you disgusting herpe whirlwhind.

  45. Miranda L says:

    Underwire – look into it

  46. pippitypup says:

    74 years YOUNG, ladies and gentlemen!

  47. RedHeadTheGinge says:

    She needs a bra and a breast lift. How can she not see that her boobs are floppy and droopy? In her deluded mind she’s still a fresh face, tight bodied 15 year old. She and MiMi share that delusion. They both dress a couple of decades younger than their age and both look foolish doing so.

    • alliekat9090 says:

      my thought exactly. I knew from warching the Oprah thing (yeah I watched. it) that she was delusional but had no idea how delusional she really is if she thinks mincing about with those sagging mammaries is any kind of sexy. She seems fixated on her lips and how much filler she can pump into them, but she cant spend some of that hard earned cash on fixing those udders?

  48. MidasWhale says:

    Ever heard of an UNDERWIRE ffs?

  49. Suzy Farkis says:

    That is one sad tit. Maybe it’s been trying to get away from her stupid verse tattoo and got all stretched out and tired. And that suit is just cut weird. Skimpy halter on top and boy legs on the bottom for those who like to look oddly proportioned at the beach.

  50. Miranda L says:

    Remember when Debbie Harry left a hotel and they thought it was Blohan? Good times.

  51. AnitaC24 says:

    Rode hard and put away wet…

  52. DiversDown says:

    Dear God, my eyes. It’s like a fried egg hanging on a nail. It takes a lot of skill and years of self-abuse to make yourself look that old at a young age.

  53. GardeningGirl says:

    Those are the saddest tits and ass cheeks ever! Talk about IHOP. How can she be a prossie? For guys who are into elder pron, cos she has the figure of a 70 year old.

  54. INeedADrink says:

    That side boob is going to haunt my dreams.

  55. akizme says:

    PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! GAH!

  56. bird says:

    Does 100 hours of yoga and treadmill. I’m. Skeert

  57. kaaaaahn says:

    To think that I was once kind of envious of her when she was curvy and fresh faced, looking at her old photos now just makes me sad.

  58. boris says:

    Body by Marlboro. Srsly she has a body like a 65 yr old man

  59. Rick says:

    Hey, Linds, one fashion suggestion. No more side-boob swimwear. In fact, no more swimwear period. *gag*

  60. Jade says:

    Can she take a break from plumping up those lips and just get a boob job?

    • M.E. says:

      Mama June and her Claw foot (or whatever it is) is a better sight) at least she’s dressed appropriately.

  61. pf says:

    “Hi, I’m Lindsay Lohan! Let me apologize for the sad floppy tits but I used to have breast implants. I had them removed because I couldn’t afford them. It was either drugs or a boob job and we know I can’t survive without crack.”

  62. Ruby Red says:

    Ewwww! with her 80 year old body!

    • Hell Toupée says:

      I honestly can’t fathom how someone’s body can look that saggy at that age. It seriously boggles my mind. ??????????

  63. KatFromDC says:

    I’m older than her and I still look pretty good in a swimsuit, if I do say so myself. Lindsay is not aging well at all.

  64. emeriesan says:

    Ok – despite her terrible wine-barrel shape, fug tats (I accidentally typed ‘tatas’ at first, which could have stayed cuz it works too) – I’ll say something nice – at least she doesn’t deny the ginge anymore like she used to do years ago, with a fuckton of fake tan and a dye job. She’s being a ginger.

  65. caddy_bitch says:

    Ewww, Not hot!

  66. Candypants says:

    She looks like she smells bad.

  67. Hell Toupée says:

    She didn’t buy low and sell high. All that sag and she didn’t even give berf.

    WTF?????????

  68. Jgb979 says:

    Christ almighty, the amount of abuse her poor pancakes have suffered is approaching criminal levels.

    Can’t Sarah McLaughlin start an “in the arms of the angel” fund and save that tit before it’s too late.

  69. gangstersaysrelax says:

    It’s only 8 years between those pictures, 2004 -2012. I shudder to think what she’s done to herself. 🙁 She was so cute and awesome in Mean Girls.

  70. Leto_Atreides says:

    She looks 48 at 28. Sad.

  71. islandgirl says:

    ..

  72. Bobel_The_Staggering_Drunk says:

  73. Shannon says:

    This skank must completely lack all self awareness. Does she not know that her tits are down to her knees and maybe she’s should keep them covered? Ewwwww! That ass is disgusting too. Flat like a pancake. Just like those tits.

  74. citizenstrange says:

    It was a …
    floppy freckled
    sloppy speckled
    washed up coke whore with a Shrek build
    that was grossout titty popping today

  75. britmachine says:

    Why do we boobie shame? If she wants to let her titties breathe a bit and feels comfortable, who are we to judge. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/487/827/ea8.gif

    • MISSJANETEXAS says:

      I think it’s because we have been yelling at her through the internet for years to stop with the crack and the lack of support for her girls. They are so sad now.

    • rhinana says:

      because.. Tits: Brought to you by Crack! need to be shamed

  76. Charlie says:

    Most tits sag. A lot of it is uncontrollable. If you have super perky tits you are either genetically blessed or have implants. But you are definitely in the minority.

    • pf says:

      Or a lift. Don’t forget that ever so important procedure that I highly recommend Lohan consider.

    • Anno "Sugar Tits" Banano says:

      It’s inevitable. But hey, I still pass the pencil test. Woo Hoo!!!!!

    • Amco says:

      Yep, tits do sag, but I’m 35 and working with E-cups and mine don’t look shit like hers do.

    • Annabeaver says:

      Her body is fine but for someone twice her age. It’s just odd to have such saggy boobs so young and without losing a ton of weight.

      • annastine says:

        Yeah, her body looks beat-up. It isn’t just the saggy boobs but more strangely the flat, shapeless ass and thick, bloated middle that make her look old and unhealthy.

    • Original Putas says:

      Right on..mine were never perky…oh well…i take of what i can though…accuntuate the positive…

    • FluffKitteh says:

      Mine are only perky because they are small.

  77. buffy d says:

    That breast situation makes me feel a bit sad. And why is she in Ibiza and not London rehearsing her play. Time off for bad behavior?

  78. letinstar says:

    I’m fast approaching 50, and my tits and ass ain’t sagging like this…apricot ashtray is a perfect description of this ginger mess….

    • jelliebean says:

      Right? Based on my own calculations, I won’t look like this ’til my 70’s.

      • annastine says:

        I am approaching 60 and haven’t got that sag. It helps to be small, trim and implantless. I have LiLo to thank for feeling better about myself and that is crazy! ;D

  79. PEPE says:

    Blo is tricking her way through Europe…meanwhile NYC is enjoying its most pleasant summer in years. #happy

  80. MISSJANETEXAS says:

    Just terrible. She is too young and too childless for that sag.

  81. PEPE says:

    “I think, um, I’m a very spiritual person and I’ve become more spiritual as time has gone on.”

  82. parissucksliterally says:

    That is one very sad ass.

    A 28 year old’s body should NOT look like this – if this doesn’t serve as a PSA about drug use, I don’t know what will.

    • Calimaria says:

      This:

      • HoneychileNO says:

        I was just about to post that all Lohan’s missing is bloody ballet slippers. A mess!

      • jelliebean says:

        Rip Amy. In her youth she had an unusual beauty and then it died with the drugs.

        • not shocked says:

          Amy said she started using coke and speed because a boyfriend she had in the industry told her she was fat for smoking pot all the time.

          • annastine says:

            That is a special kind of misogyny. I had a guy tell me that when I was a teenager (I wasn’t) and it left an impression as well as the realization that some men are mean with the intent to demoralize. Apparently Prince Charles’ comments about Diana getting “thick around the middle”, before the wedding, set her on a definite course of action.

      • GingerSoul says:

        She was so pretty when she began 🙁

  83. PEPE says:

    Something about the beach always seems to bring out the best in Blo.

  84. ditquoi says:

    Flat ass and round belly is just the worst, and saggy tits too? Sheesh. 8-P

  85. Lord Voldemort says:

    This swamp donkey looks worse each day goes by. Just looking at this makes me want to barf.

  86. STDbitchez says:

    That’s a sad looking boob, and her tits look equally pitifully. She’s still in her 20s and the dirty ho looks like she’s pushing a rough, dirty knees mid 40 yr old haggard broad.

  87. PEPE says:

    Sadly, the flop started years ago.
    Below, Blo nauseating the innocent folks of Venice CA, circa 2011.

  88. sugartits says:

    How much NOTHING do you have to do all the time in order to have such little muscle tone?! FFS!!!

  89. Carefree says:

    It’d be Eastenders over Corrie for most “Cockneys”. Ibiza has been losing its lustre for awhile now so LiLo clearly decided to speed up the end.

  90. gangstersaysrelax says:

    Ugh, found this. The root of the problem?!

  91. Jasper DeKimmel says:

    LiLo’s fug is getting to the point where she can’t even get a job in porn. Step into that ocean, honey, and keep on swimming to the horizon!

  92. um...what says:

    She has the body of a 50 year old woman who starves and does nothing. Not an ounce of untruth in my statement.

    • Jay Jeffries says:

      How is it even possible to be “skinny fat”? It’s like she’s all marshmellowy, without any muscle tone…

      • playacher says:

        It’s the drugs. She uses the dope to keep the weight off. Most narcotics are also appetite depressants, so she’s high/drunk all the time and thus never hungry. The substances make her bloat, but they generally keep her “skinny”.

      • Shayla says:

        Most hardcore alcoholic are. You don’t eat when you drink heavily but when your liver starts to go you can accumulate a lot of fat in your abdomen and around the jaw line.

      • um...what says:

        Skinny fat — hahaha! I’ve loathed this girl for the past 7-8 years but I almost felt bad for her when I saw these pics. Almost.

  93. johnnysgrrrl says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  94. Ophelia says:

    aww why the long bewbs Linds?

  95. jelliebean says:

    I’m not gonna lie, there is a certain glee for me in seeing this, as at an older age than hohanhere, I have just begun to notice a slight tilt of gravity *dances naked* oh yeaah oh yeaah!

  96. mento says:

    Tan Mom’s looking good here.

  97. PEPE says:

    Nothing says a fun day at the beach like texting, smoking, taking selfies, texting…repeat…

  98. FireSnatch Flame says:

    WTF? I really prefer the Old Lindsay…

  99. NovaNightly says:

    HAHAHAHA….too funny. Does she look in the mirror ever? Those floppers of hers are crying out for some much needed support.

  100. FireSnatch Flame says:

    Back in the day she really was more Stylish…

  101. Death by Bacon says:

    Definition of busted…get thee to a gym, eat some real food and lay off all chemicals.

  102. annastine says:

    I just bought a cute black tank suit with ruffled bodice at Joe Fresh for $29.00 and I will look better than her, in spite of my extra 25 years, when I go the pool or beach. She looks like she’s given up.

  103. Haggie says:

    I think those stories of her being a high-end escort are bullshit. Nobody is paying top dollar for a body like that. I can find better on any of a dozen websites for a couple hundred bucks.

    • Hannah says:

      It depends upon who the John is. Your average well to do guy in the United States wouldn’t touch her. The same cannot be said of ‘men from other countries.’ I think men from certain countries just like the idea of having sex with a Hollywood star even if the actress’s star power is long gone. Tara Reid makes more money that way than she does by acting. The other thing is that these ‘men from other countries’ expect much, much more than missionary position. There’s a reason Lindsay has bruises all over her body and it’s not because she is clumsy

      • Madisyn, Hate "Check" Queen says:

        Exactly!! Well put Hannah. . . ..

      • annastine says:

        Both Tara and Lindsay are looking extra rough. It remains a shitty way to make money because they and most hooker, stripper, sex-slaves, etc use and abuse massive quantities of drugs and alcohol just to endure the pain, fear and humiliation of their sex-work (I briefly tended bar in Times Square when I was young and what a life lesson!). I decided a long time ago to prefer the occasional bout of poverty over body sales.

        • Hannah says:

          I completely agree with you. My theory is that Dina started pimping out a tweener Lindsay for roles. All this time the alcohol and drugs have been a coping mechanism for her.

    • emeriesan says:

      I seriously doubt it – but then I think – hang on, where the fuck is she getting all those holidays and paid trips and clothes from? Not from her acting gigs, that’s for sure.

    • Chiquitita says:

      Her body looks like shit. And she is young and has never had kids! I’m baffled.

      • Hannah says:

        1. She has stated that she hates wearing bras. Eventually gravity takes over.

        2. Her weight loss is from Adderall. She doesn’t exercise at all and thus has no muscle tone. You have to work those pectoral muscles!

        3. Too much smoking, drinking and doing drugs. Overall she’s thin because of the adderall. Alcohol and drug abuse (one or both) gave her the double chins. I’ve seen a number of medical professionals say that her pouchy stomach is a sign of liver damage

    • PEPE says:

      Let me introduce you….

    • FluffKitteh says:

      Does she get johns solely due to her fame?

    • Your mom says:

      I know. I’ve been thinking I want better receipts for that continuing theory

  104. bear says:

    start brushing young………..

  105. Miss Tia says:

    it’s like she’s got bingo wings on her chest….

  106. FireSnatch Flame says:

    A Gypsy Fortune Teller told me that Lindsay will have a baby soon…

  107. Chiquitita says:

    I have been pregnant twice back to back and nursed both children until they were 13 months old. My boobs look a million times better than Blohan’s

    SAD!!

  108. softness1 says:

    Is she even 30? She has the body of a 60 year old woman..

  109. Jardin de Kachtchei says:

    Her only chance now is to go to church & pray hard…

    http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Praying-GIF.gif

  110. Madisyn, Hate "Check" Queen says:

    So GROSS and nuttin’ we aint seen before. . . .

  111. robynsing says:

    She’s built like a sack of laundry with the posture of a sloth.

  112. Death by Bacon says:

    Aving a wee snooze in the sun….funny.

  113. robynsing says:

    Constipated not pregnant. Hasn’t taken a poop in a week

  114. Jay Jeffries says:

    If anyone in Hollywood needs a tit job, it’s BLOWhan. Her dried out floppy titty bag side boob’s are making me queasy…

    • Hot Convict says:

      I know, right? Considering all the mess she did to her face, which looked fine, I can’t believe she didn’t get herself a pair of ridiculously large fun bags. Consider the money arab sheikhs would pay to speedbag those things.

  115. Hot Convict says:

    I’m going to hand it to her, while most actresses at 50 are looking like they are 25, this bitch is embracing the olds, right out in the open. Keep it up with the ciggies and the booze and the coke, Linds. Hags across the world respect you for putting it out there!

  116. WithinReason... says:

    Where’s a pencil when you need one? hehehe

  117. Pussaykat says:

    She does not squat

  118. PEPE says:

    Blo, Fitness Guru!

  119. GingerSoul says:

    Possible vacation destinations this year:

    1. London
    2.Ibiza

  120. bellafiglia says:

    I am 51 fricking years old and have two grown kids and my tits don’t hang like that. I think you have to actually WORK at that. Does she hang 10 pound dumbells off them at night? Good grief.

  121. nisiedixie says:

    I am also 51 and my body looks 100 times better my boobs aren’t even close to sagging and that pancake ass is disgusitng

  122. chismosas says:

    I see she’s got a case of the nasatall’s. Pancake ass and flapjack boobs. No bueno.

  123. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Oy.

  124. Rocket Scientist says:

    Let’s all sing!
    Do your tits hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them over your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier?
    Do your tits hang low?

  125. PEPE says:

    Blo is clearly traumatized by the thought of wearing a bra.

    http://www.idolol.com/pictures/070e230b72c26efc14eda28d7fe3def5.gif

  126. Andrei says:

    This is not flattering swimwear.

  127. Le Connard Francais says:

    Damn, what’s with the old woman physique? She needs to hit a gym ASAP.

  128. Pirate_Dread says:

    Some back alley plastic surgeon is being allowed to operate and destroy the body of these women. Lohag’s prob is drugs and shit. But who took out a young woman’s implants and then forgot to do an uplift. What the fuck? This is why I want to be a plastic surgeon.

    • Bizzarelife says:

      So true. You would think her narcissistic brain would tell her to get it fixed, just so she could at least audition.

      • Pirate_Dread says:

        I think this poor soul just lives in delusion. If she was an isle the ocean of delusion has swallowed her whole and she is below 100 ft of delusion water.

  129. Eez-eh Milksour says:

    Seriously, how in the fuck do you manage to complete fuck up you body this way? I honestly feel amazed in a bad way, her transformation from gorgeous ginge in Freaky Friday to this waste of space. Not even 60 year olds have bodies like hers, just take a look at hot ass Helen Mirren and she’s 69 (great age!).

  130. FluffKitteh says:

    Amy had the same bloated stomach as Lilo does…I am starting to believe it’s liver failure.

  131. FaerieBad says:

    My 76 year old mother has less floppy droopy boobs.

  132. Foxxy_Brown says:

    wtf, her ass is concave ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! somebody needs to give this bitch a contract to promote full length beach cover-ups. stat, please.

  133. FaerieBad says:

    Where is a pic of that muslim full coverage swimsuit? She needs one

  134. GrungellaCronk says:

    I want to prop her tits with toothpicks… but I’m afraid it’ll prick ’em and make them deflate.

  135. PEPE says:

    Is this frriggin’ “vacation” of hers ever going to end?
    The pics get worse by the day.

  136. kderpder says:

    THIS is what happens when you have big tots and do not wear a bra!! Gross

  137. NeverEclipsed81 says:

    Oh Lindsay, if the floppy part of your boob looks bruised please don’t show it to us.

  138. syrie19 says:

    I know many people are frustrated with her inability to face the truth about her addictions–but seeing her in this high/ low cut Body Glove suit just makes me sad–honestly, look at her mom. After Dina’s almost textbook case of stage mothering, what possible chance could she have had??? For awhile she went along with her own hype, because that’s what they feed “stars” to keep them on the fame-wheel, but to do so requires a lot of numbing of the soul…enter drugs. She’s probably been doing coke since Freaky Friday, at age 17. or even before (thanks Dina! Yes, it will keep you…uh…”thin.”

  139. PEPE says:

    During an interview with Cosmopolitan, Lindsay confessed: ‘I don’t really like talking about it, but last I checked it was 36D.’

  140. David Lunatto says:

    Whenever I see her side boob I always think of these for some reason

    http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/blobfish_2.jpg

  141. Manimal 5000 says:

    From whoppers to floppers…it’s a shame but honestly I don’t think she gives two shits what she looks like anymore.

  142. Melissa from Minneapolis says:

    Omfg…I’m laying in bed reading the D before falling asleep, see the photo and say “oh eeeew!!!” Show photo to boyfriend, whose response is “what is wrong with her body? It’s just…it’s like…deflated. Well, at least we know she doesn’t have implants. But maybe it’s time for some.” Yikes

  143. Manimal 5000 says:

    Just to change the subject but Ali Larter at 38 looks amazing.

  144. Doll Parts says:

    How do you know when Lindsay Lohan is your waitress? ?

    She keeps bringing pancakes to the table.

  145. Make Fists With Your Toes says:

    Her tits are pointing downwards because she just detected drugs buried in the sand at her feet.

  146. That Gal says:

    I guess flap jack tits are inevitable.. But not in your early 20s..
    What a freckle mess she is

  147. bitchSpray says:

    uh oh, she’s looking bad again… she’s losing protein and gaining fat

  148. TheBluebirdOfCrappiness says:

    Mammaries of meth.

  149. LoopyGorilla says:

    Not long ago, every straight guy i knew wanted to bang her.
    what happened…

    • Seira67 says:

      It really is such a shame, she was so cute in Parents Trap.
      My Kids loved her in that movie.

      • Molly Spurgeon says:

        I know it’s not what you meant, but replying to the fact that she used to be bangable with memory of her preteen parent trap self gives me the Terry Richardsons. :::skeeved:::

        • Seira67 says:

          I honestly don’ t know who that is.
          I should’ ve read the”banging” part though.

          • Molly Spurgeon says:

            He’s the pervy photographer who has been accused too many times to count of preying on young models but still somehow manages to work professionally. Hence, he “skeeves” me 😉

          • LoopyGorilla says:

            lol

  150. Andromeda_Deadface says:

    How do you get saggy boobs like that that young. I’m nearly double her age, well, not quite, but close and my boobs still look really good.

  151. Few Words says:

    shes the longest running suicide in hollywood

  152. Pelzchen says:

    I’m just wondering how she can still manage to get so much cash from some obscure businessmen who invite her to their yachts and pay her for sex? Do they close their eyes and think of ‘Mean Girls’ Lindsey while they hump that deflated thing? Why are people still interested in her? Why does she get so many chances and still can make so much cash? Does she fart cocaine?

  153. FireSnatch Flame says:

    Some may wonder how this bag of old bad triks makes money and lives lavishly after burning $33M… There can be only one answer…

  154. Dirk Diggler says:

    I have a feeling she’s had her implants removed. That would explain the extreme sagging, which is unusual for someone her age.

    • um...what says:

      I think so too. I’m pretty sure she had them at 17. I’m surprised she hasn’t lipoed (?) her chin and got new silicones after all the horrible pics.

  155. PEPE says:

    You mean the recent European vacay where both Blo and Ali were hooking for “free” room and board?
    Ha ha.

  156. PEPE says:

    WTF picture are you talking about, GUEST?
    This one, from 2 days ago?

  157. NoAnjl says:

    Umm, ho, next time you’re gonna steal something, consider butt implants.

    • Molly Spurgeon says:

      Remember when she had a cute little body? She used to have a really nice ass. Damn. I didn’t know drugs could make you all saggy in the TnA department, too.

  158. stefystef says:

    Whew! Her body is busted… and such a shame because she is a young woman.

  159. PEPE says:

    That bloated mess is “better”?
    The fanzine blog is this way>>>>

  160. bear says:

    yup that’s Elton John, alright…

  161. mmmm says:

    How do implants feel, I wonder? When they’re inside you I mean. Does it feel like part of your body?

  162. Seira67 says:

    Seriously, my mom who is well into her seventies, looks better than her.
    God,wear a bra already. Smh! !!

  163. margomarie1 . says:

    Haha, the Florida of Europe. Amazing.

  164. PEPE says:

    You do know that we are talking about Blo being a narcissistic, thieving snatch on the inside too, eh?

    Another “low point”, one week ago:

  165. PEPE says:

    Ha ha ha..we could go back and forth all day like this.
    BTW,this is her selfie, not mine.

  166. PEPE says:

    You do know that you are posting on DL, right?
    Let us direct you to: http://www.lindsaylohan.com/tag/team-lohan/

    There, you will get your heart’s content of Photoshopped-Linds!

  167. kidrobotgirl says:

    *tsk tsk* Long ass back.

  168. PEPE says:

    All of those mentioned were taking well-earned vacations from A-List careers…and can afford all of their own expenses.
    Blo is broke, homeless and a well known moocher off of others…as well hooking up with “businessmen” for favors.

    http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/rdj20.gif

  169. kidrobotgirl says:

    It has been ten years since her first boob job, it’s time for her to get them replaced.

  170. Shamma Lammadingdong says:

    I should have known better than to eat lunch at my desk while perusing dlisted. Lunch officially ruined by LiLo’s flippity flapjack. God damnit…

  171. gr8p says:

    !!! 20 somethings have titties like that? HAHAHA What in the entire hell? How does a 20 something get granny flapjack tits?

  172. Molly Spurgeon says:

    “and then she tried to blame it on a starfish.” LOL. Allison, that is one of the funniest things you’ve ever written. It probably isn’t, and I probably sound like a dumbass 7 year old, but that made me laugh so much.

  173. snarkylarky says:

    “started texting her dealer, and rear-ended a dolphin.” lmfao!!!!!!!
    oh god the visual

  174. PEPE says:

    Oh dear.
    You seem to have caught a case of Blo’s DOG.

    http://i.imgur.com/fhx5HRm.gif

  175. ArrrB says:

    Wasn’t it rumored that she had implants? Let’s put those rumors to rest. No one would pay for granny titties like that.

  176. HarleyB says:

    I doubt LiLo’s tits would have a Cockney accent…too much UPWARD inflection. They have a FLAT affect.

  177. Chilly says:

    If you blow up the photo that little note on the side says “In case of escape, irritation, rash or blindness may be a blessing”

  178. simone says:

    She looks good. For a 85 year old

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