Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Russian blossom who tried to save her car from getting jailed by shaking out some lukewarm stripper movies on top of the tow truck.

I don’t know what it’s like in Russia, but over here, getting your car towed will ruin your day. You have to either sell your organs or sell your ass to pay for your car’s freedom and you have to drag yourself to the tow yard. It’s an ordeal that nobody wants to go through. So when you catch your car getting shackled and almost dragged away, you beg, you cry, you try to bribe them, you offer to suck their dicks (you probably do that anyway, SLUT!) and you throw yourself on your car like your car is a coffin carrying Viking Vampire Eric and you’re Ginger. When this demure Russian dewdrop’s car was about to be towed away, she thought outside of the box by taking off her pants and thrusting her box during a PG-13 stripper dance show on the tow truck. This is why your phone should always be loaded with “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” because you never know when you need to blast that shit while working a hanging chain like it’s a pole to stop your car from getting towed. Bitch should be Miley Cyrus’ new choreographer.

Those tow truck hos must’ve been the Russian cousins of Sonia from Operacion Repo, because they were not impressed (or maybe they were waiting for her to give them nipples) and they towed her car anyway. Yes, it probably cost 17,000 Rubles or some shit to get her car out of car prison, but the entire Internet seeing her shake around on a tow truck in her chonies and sneakers is priceless.

via Uproxx