Megan Fox Believes That If Anyone Is Going To Find Bigfoot, It’s Megan Fox

July 25, 2014 / Posted by:

While promoting her upcoming film Cheap Green Dildo Goblins at Comic-Con yesterday, Megan Fox moved the conversation away from busted rubber-faced disasters (I’ll let you decide if I was referring to the ninja turtles) to Khloe Kardashian’s not-so-distant relatives by telling People that, yes, Bigfoot is real, and that he needs to watch his elusive hairy ass, because she’s coming for him!

“Bigfoot’s real. And I have confidence in myself that if I were ever to be taken out on an expedition … I would be the one to find Bigfoot.”

Meanwhile, somewhere in the middle of a California forest, Bigfoot gave an interview to Sasquatch Weekly where he claims that somewhere in Hollywood, there’s a living Real Doll. Many believe she’s a hoax, that it’s nothing more than a human in blow-up doll drag, like Farrah Abraham. But he knows that if he could just get his hands on a fake plastic surgery license and a sign that says FREE BOTOX IF YOU KNOW MICHAEL BAY, he could catch her and prove she’s real.

Here’s more of Finding Bigfoot’s biggest fan and Harry’s worst enemy at Comic-Con yesterday serving up some black liquorice couture and frozen-faced narcoleptic realness:

Pics: Splash

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