Night Crumbs
Pimp Mama Kris is shitting out a kookbook. You can finally get the recipe for Kim Kartrashian’s world-famous kum kasserole and PMK’s Sacrifice to Satan Surprise – Reality Tea
Zac Efron probably looks a lot like the beautiful unicorns that used to frolic in Robert Pattinson’s enchanted forest hair, so it makes sense that they’re friends – Lainey Gossip
If you thought that Selena Gomez was going through “a lesbian phase” when she was with Justin Bieber, your ass should know that might not have been a “phase,” because she’s on a boat with Michelle Rodriguez’s ex-piece Cara Delawhatever right now – Drunken Stepfather
Charlie Hunnam doesn’t care about getting an Emmy – Celebitchy
Photoshop has been challenged: Brit Brit is modeling her own line of lingerie now – The Superficial
Well, the good news is that at least a tampon string isn’t hanging out of Brandi Glanville’s twat – WWTDD
Will the Big Brother dudes stop teasing and have a big gay orgy in that ugly bird nest bed already? – Towleroad
And here’s a pussy nuzzling on a horse (not a link to a Trace Cyrus sex tape, I promise) – The Berry
Snoop Dogg turned the White House into the Green House (but probably not) – ICYDK
Miley Cyrus looking like a dumpster raver Susan Powter – Hollywood Tuna
The Brangeloonies will soon have another wedding picture of their idols to put in a silver frame on their mantle – Jezebel
Jack O’Connell’s soft peen: here it is – (NSFW) OMG Blog
FYI: Emmy Rossum doesn’t do the “cover the pin pan with my other hand” trick when she’s at the ATM – Popoholic
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are being gross together in Italy – Popsugar
Remember when Rachel McAdams was in The Hot Chick? Yeah, I blocked that out too – SOW
Lea Michele’s new piece’s week rate can’t be cheap. Bitch better get a new gig fast – Just Jared
True Blood did its job, because they made Ted Cruz mad – IDLYITW
Lafayette from True Blood comes for Luke “I Don’t Want To Do Gay Stuff On Camera” Grimes and it’s glorious – Pajiba