Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 23, 2014 / Posted by:

She’s great at giving big smiles, pretending her personality is as sweet as her voice. It depends. If she’s talking to Ellen DeGeneres, well, of course she’s lovely and accommodating. But what if it’s a child in a wheelchair?

There was a kid who had a wish. The wish was to meet her favourite star. So they made arrangements for it to happen at an event earlier this year where the star was promoting her show. They set up the wheelchair at the end of the red carpet, everyone had been informed, and then, when it came time for the moment, as soon as they started introducing her to her young fan, she cut off the handler, said, “NO”, and then walked away…even though the family had specifically flown there for the opportunity.

She has ONE advocate. One. And that’s only because he made her. But since he’s caring less and less about that particular project, when that’s done, she won’t have any supporters left. Because no one can fucking stand her. (Lainey Gossip)

Lea Michele? Leave it to Lea Michele to turn a Make-A-Wish situation into a Make-A-Nightmare situation. Who ever this is, they’ll soon receive an invitation to Ina Garten’s house where they’ll drink from flutes full of sparkling children’s tears and toast to making sick kids cry! But if this is Lea Michele, then it’s really out of character for her. You’d think that Lea would put on a manufactured smile, pose with the kid for the photographers and then wheel the kid backstage where she’d open up her black hole of a mouth and eat their soul.

And there’s more BIs after the cut.

This A list mostly television actor who has moved on from television now to movies and theatre was telling a story two nights ago about how he once had sex with this A list action movie star back in the day when our first actor was still in the closet. The second actor is deep in the closet. (CDAN)

Doogie Howser and Hugh JackMeOff? Or Doogie Howser and Vin Diesel? Or Doogie Howser and Chuck Norris? Or Doogie Howser and Jean Claude-Van Damme? Or Doogie Howser and The Rock? It’s totally not Doogie Howser and The Rock, but I’m going with that, because I really want to picture Doogie using a grappling hook and rope to try climb The Rock’s ass and ride him from behind.

This B list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who will probably be a movie star and had his big chance once has come back to his trailer the past few days on set to find this aging former A list singer who is a part-time actress stark naked and smoking. Apparently she thinks they met in a past life and wants to get close to him. (CDAN)

Charlie Hunnam and Courtney Love? Charlie, you in danger, girl.

Which kinky TV news anchor likes to dress up like a puppy, with a leash and collar, chewing on a bone, and barking?

He recently shocked a young lady he took home after getting down on all fours and asking her to rub his belly! Can you imagine?

As silly as it sounds, puppy play is apparently a VERY big community. There are shops devoted to buying tails and harnesses and veterinarian’s outfits.

People at the work suspect something is up, after they caught him walking out of a pet store with two full bags of toys. The problem is, he doesn’t have a pet that is an animal. (Naughty But Nice Rob)

Matt Lauer? But I don’t know why his co-workers would throw a side-eye at him walking out of a pet store with puppy toys and bones. I mean, he IS a dog.

If business-arrangement couples can sell a “real couple” image to the public, the couple becomes worth more than each celeb would be worth individually. Of course, that value goes up even more if they can take the PR relationship all the way to marriage and children.

We have told you MANY times before that this high-profile marriage is just a business arrangement. We have also told you that this business arrangement will wind down after their current project is finished. Well, it’s almost over!

They are splitting up everything (properties, money, child/ren) right now, but will be keeping up appearances until the announcement. They are separating this year, with the divorce to follow in about six months. It will be very clean and very fast. In fact, the parties involved are describing the timeline as “Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes fast.” (Blind Gossip)

Beyonce and Jay-Z? But this can’t be true, because they look like such a happy, perfect family on Instagram and Beyonce would never manipulate our emotions with pictures and lie to us!!!!

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