Open Post: Hosted By Giorgio Armani’s 80-Year-Old Nipples

July 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Recently I posted pictures of the most gorgeous woman in the world Joan Collins working her yacht body and Leonardo DiCatchAHo working his bloated beach body, so I thought I’d complete the trifecta of hotness by gifting your retinas with the hot gift that is Giorgio Armani looking like a honey roasted chicken in a Speedo while vacationing with his friends in Ibiza. There’s just something about a Voldemort-looking ass 81-year-old with skin as supple as a leather recliner and perky chicken cordon bleu pecs. My only complaint is that Giorgio is supposed to be some kind of fashion legend and yet he’s not keeping up with the latest pepaw trends by wearing a plastic bag satchel tied around his Speedo. I guess the hot Open Post dance machine from yesterday is just too fashion forward.

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