Night Crumbs

July 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Someone on Instagram overheard Leonard DiCatchAHo talking shit about Matt Damon at a restaurant in Miami. It’s not known what kind of shit Leonardo was spilling about Matt, but my guess is that he’s pissed, because that whore Matt Damon stole the role of Scott Thorson in Behind the Candelabra from him and he really wanted to do Michael Douglas from behind. That role-wrecking slut Matt Damon!  - Lainey  Gossip 

Looks like Yolanda Foster is raising the next Parasite HiltonWWTDD

Yes, Justin Theroux is allergic to color, in case you were wondering – Celebitchy

Pure natural elegance has a name and it’s Adriana De Moura! – Reality Tea

And somewhere off in the distance, a scorpion has gone blind - Drunken Stepfather

Backdoor Farrah thinks that Jessica Alba or Sandra Bullock should play her in a movie, and I would expect nothing less from a plastic supermarket pony ride with dried cum balls for brains - The Superficial

The producers of Cuckoo have learned that Taylor Lautner’s shit acting skills seem to get a little better when he takes his top off – Towleroad

In “What Did Taylor Swift Wear To Walk Into A Building Today?” news…. – Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Palin got a speeding ticket and she hasn’t blamed Obama, yet – Jezebel

David Lynch designed a yoga wear collection for chicks, because he’s David Lynch and his main job is to keep you WTFing at all times – OMG Blog

Natalie Portman’s hair looks like curly fries – Popoholic

Celeb whores who’ve got the opposite of that Benjamin Button’s shit (but why is Sarah Jessica Parker on this list?) – The Berry

Philip Seymour Hoffman doesn’t want his kids to grow up to be trust fund assholes – ICYDK

Things that’ll make you miss Partners in Kryme: The new Teenage Mutant Turtles theme song – Pajiba

This is what JLo looks like in a bikini in case you forgot – IDLYITW

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love were vanguards of the bathroom selfie movement – HuffPo

Ryan Phillippe could really use a strong Sharpie brow – Just Jared

It must be weird for Selena Gomez to be with a piece who doesn’t need his diaper changed every 3 hours – Popsugar

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