First Bear Grylls hangs out with Jake Gyllenhaal. Then Bear Grylls hangs out with Bradley Cooper. And now he’s hanging out with Zac Efron? Does Bear Grylls work part-time as a sales rep for a Rent-A-Beard agency?
In a preview clip for NBC’s Running Wild with Bear Grylls, Michelle Rodriguez’s scissor sister Zac Efron risks ruining his Bronzer and lip gloss game by taking off his top to rappel down a cliff with Bear Grylls in the Catskill Mountains. They take off their tops, because Bear says they should put their shirts in their backpacks so they have something dry to wear when they get down and because Zac Efron’s nipples = RATINGS! Bear telling Zac that they should take off their tops sounds like the start of the gay porn of my dreams.
Zac and Bear go down together and while watching them go down, I became really disappointed in nature. I mean, Zac and Bear hang in the air for a long time and not one hawk flies by and rips off their pants and chonies. Where were you when we really needed you, hawks? Oh, nature, you did us wrong this time.