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July 17, 2014 / Posted by:

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn might get married this summer and adopt a baby after that and the only reason I can come up with as to why in the HELL she’s doing this to yourself is: COOOOOOOOOKE – Lainey Gossip 

Two things: 1. The ASA is dumb in the brains for banning Tom Hiddleston’s Jaguar ad for promoting that it’s “good to be bad” while driving. 2. Jaguar is dumb in the brains for casting Tom Hiddleston instead of Latarian Milton for that campaign – Celebitchy

Bitch, save it for your profile on SeekingArrangement.com - Drunken Stepfather

Based on Page Six’s description of the dude Goopy Paltrow’s supposedly dating, I can say that she’s totally doing Napoleon DynamiteThe Superficial

Terry Dubrow doesn’t want to do plastic surgery on Heather Dubrow, because if he cut into her face, gallons of Botox would spill onto the floor and create a total mess that would take WEEKS to clean up – Reality Tea

NBC took the gayness out of ConstantineTowleroad

Selena Gomez is wearing a caftan that Blanche Devereaux would wear a million times better while on vacation in Mexico. Oh, Selena, keep the caftan-wearing to the adults – Hollywood Tuna

Mario Götze’s boner took the day off, I see – Popsugar

Ewan McGregor might star in True Detective next season and I’m all for it if his character only wears kilts with no panties – Pajiba

I would stare at Nicole Scherzinger’s chichis, but her ratty rattail is distracting me – Popoholic

Jason Biggs did something Jason Biggs-ey today – Jezebel

One of Gisele Bundchen’s queefs can pay your mortgage for the year – ICYDK

Nope, Emma Stone doesn’t sound batshit at all – IDLYITW

Here’s one third of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis’ baby’s face – HuffPo

When they were chirrun: the Orange is the New Black edition - The Berry

Okay, but poke at me when Beverly Hills Teens is getting the reboot it deserves! – OMG Blog

The only thing I’m getting from the first picture of Sarah Paulson as conjoined twins in American Horror Story: Freak Show is that they’re both wearing Mrs. White from Clue wigs – SOW

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