Night Crumbs

July 15, 2014 / Posted by:

This is the dude that Lifetime cast to play Bobby Brown in their Whitney Houston biopic and he’s way too pretty in the face to be Bobby B. Was a mauled hyena not available for the role? – Jezebel

Jenny McCarthy hates famous people which is why she only fucks famous people – Lainey Gossip

The dudes who got into a bar fight with Oscar Pistorius are lucky that he didn’t shoot them and later claim that he mistook them for burglars trying to rob the place – Celebitchy

The name of Blake NotSoLively’s Goop knock-off site is just as eye roll-worthy and pretentious as you thought it would be – The Superficial

Lara Stone wears an arm bra for Calvin Klein jeans – Drunken Stepfather

Here’s scenes from Uncle Terry’s Playboy issue and thankfully his wad of coagulated dick batter doesn’t make an appearance – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

A giant injection of liquid rainbows to my YES bone: Dolly Parton will serenade her gay fans with a dance album – Towleroad

Camille Grammer is suing her ex-piece for attacking her with a hot dog and that might sound sexy and delicious, but it isn’t in this case – Reality Tea

OctoMom pleaded no contest to welfare fraud and she isn’t going to prison, because I guess prosecutors and the judge felt like her being trapped in a house with 10 thousand screaming chirruns is a prison in itself – WWTDD

Kendull Jenner models lingerie, looks constipated while doing so – Hollywood Tuna

MiserAlba is still in a two piece – Popoholic

For those of you who really needed to spend a piece of your Tuesday staring at the shaved crotch of Ariana Grande Latte’s brother – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Two people you might’ve forgot existed are having another baby – ICYDK

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW – The Berry

Saturday Night Live showed a bunch of newbies where the exit door is – Pajiba

THOR is a lady now – Boy Culture

ScarJo is still every kind of knocked the hell up – Popsugar

RiRi touched the World Cup trophy and some whores flipped out about it. So she touched it, it’s not like she used it as a dildo (although, nobody should be surprised if she did) – IDLYITW

Zoe Saldana’s got a baby in there, right? – Just Jared

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