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The vagina kayak that got Japanese artist Rokudenashiko arrested!

Rokudenashiko is the Gerard Butler of Japanese artists, because she has been obsessed with twat for years. Rokudenashiko told HuffPo last year that her mission to make “pussy more casual and pop” started after she got vagina rejuvenation surgery because she didn’t think hers looked right. She felt disconnected to her vagina after the surgery and realized that coochie is taboo in Japan and the rest of the world, so she vowed to change that through ART! She wants to bring the vagina out of hiding. She put a pussy on everyday objects and turned her apartment into Queen Latifah’s wonderland dreamland. She made a coochie lamp with a lit-up clit, a vulva iPhone case, several snatch dioramas and a poon lip picture frame. Rokudenashiko’s main goal is to fill the world with more pussy. Somewhere deep in the Scientology bath house, John Travolta’s Thetans are holding onto his body for dear life as he shakes with fear after reading the words “fill the world with more pussy.”

For her latest pussy art project, Rokudenashiko created a giant vagina kayak she calls the “Pussy Boat” (“Call my copyright lawyer!” – Leonardo DiCatchAHo). Pussies on water isn’t exactly a new thing and anybody who has been to Lake Tahoe and has seen giant pussies in Affliction board shorts on jet skis knows that to be true. But what makes Rokudenashiko’s pussy boat special is that it is a humongous replica of her own twat (and strangely enough, it’s an actual-size replica of Backdoor Farrah’s twat). She used a 3D printer to make her Pussy Boat. Her dream of riding through the rivers of the world on her own twat was close to coming true. But Buzzfeed says that the Japanese police pussy-blocked her dream when they arrested her for breaking Japanese obscenity laws.

Rokudenashiko used crowdsourcing to fund her Pussy Boat and anybody who donated money got 3D scanned data of her crotch flower. There’s a law in Japan that states that selling, displaying or distributing “obscene objects” is illegal. They used that law to arrest Rokudenashiko. This is coming from the land that brings us the beautiful and magical Penis Festival. So according to Japanese police, Rokudenashiko’s cooch is “obscene” yet Avril Lavigne’s music isn’t and she’s free to roam their country after doing shit like this? Everything is wrong with that picture.

So since Rokudenashiko is in jail, her Pussy Boat has been docked.

FREE Rokudenashiko! The Pussy Boat needs its captain back and no, Justin Bieber, you can’t volunteer for the job. The Pussy Boat would shrivel up and close if you got near it.