Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 15, 2014 / Posted by:

It turns out there is another actor who has made himself unwelcome at certain hotels and spas. Much like John Travolta, this actor is also closeted and also enjoys the touch of male masseurs. Our actor is an Academy Award winner and is one of the better actors of the past two decades. He can easily move between movies, and the stage and that almost television thing. Apparently on a recent trip to Santa Barbara he stayed at Bacara which is an extremely nice resort on the beach. After his most recent visit where he succeeded in his quest for relief from a male masseur with the promise of a very large tip he was told by the management that he is not welcome any longer at the hotel. (CDAN)

The only way that blind could be less if it said that just like Travolta, this actor wears a wig made out of an animal that should be out in the wild building dams and shit. Kevin Spacey, obviously? But I find it a little too hard to believe that Kevin Spacey would get a dick massage in a massage room at some fancy resort. Bitch wouldn’t risk getting caught. I’m sure he’s learned a lot from House of Cards and meets the massage therapist after that ho gets off of work. Then Kevin Spacey gets his people to dig up dirt about the massage therapist and he uses it to threaten to EXPOSE that trick if anything gets out. Robin Wright may pay a visit to that massage therapist and she may icily stroke his cheek to let him know that she’s always watching. That’s probably how it goes down.

Which A+ list mostly television actress who’s a legend in the medium thanks to two shows which are constantly in reruns might not live to see the rest of the year? She’s currently in a coma at an NYC hospital and her family is preparing for the worst. (CDAN)

Not Betty White. Not Betty White. Not Betty White. It can’t be Betty White, because if Betty White was in a coma, the birds would be hibernation, the flowers would close up and the world would be in complete darkness, because the sun would refuse to come out.

He gets a “girlfriend” and she gets money to pay for her education. It’s a good arrangement and it has worked for both of them for years. You really should put your hate for her on hold, because that girl is one of the most loyal and genuinely caring people he has in his life. He supports her in return. That’s it. They are not engaged. They have never even slept together! (Blind Gossip)

That One Direction twink who isn’t Harry Styles and that girl he’s dating? Exhibit: THIS.

Some have been taking this Academy Award-winning Actress to task for playing dress up as a favorite Classic Actress. However, while you were busy paying attention to that, another Creative Performer was actually making quiet inquiries into playing Classic Actress in a film!

Creative Performer is not unattractive, but there is just something about her that makes it difficult to picture her as the Classic Actress. Creative has worked with her own hair, makeup and wardrobe people several times over the past few years to see if they could help her physically pass for Classic. We don’t know if they have succeeded. We also don’t know if Creative really has the acting chops required to pull this off. Even if she does, it would still make for some shocking casting and lots of controversy. (Blind Gossip)

Goopy Paltrow for the Oscar-winning actress? Audrey Hepburn for Classic Actress? And Lady CaCa for Creative Performer? To make Lady CaCa look like Audrey Hepburn, they’re going to need at least 4 plastic surgeons, 5 heavy-duty chainsaws, 40 pounds of prosthetics, a couple of voodoo priestesses and a bucket full of miracles. Even then they’d only be able to make her look like Audrey Hepburn in Audrey Hepburn’s current state.

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